1. to facebook "poke" a friend while appearing to be offline.
2. to be facebook "poked" by a friend who appears to be offline.
2. to be facebook "poked" by a friend who appears to be offline.
Person A: "How is Pearce poking me? He's not even online."
Person B: "Dude, you're being ghost poked."
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Person A: "How can I possibly win this poke war?"
Person B: "You could always go for the ghost poke tactic."
Person B: "Dude, you're being ghost poked."
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Person A: "How can I possibly win this poke war?"
Person B: "You could always go for the ghost poke tactic."
by KTbug2112 September 24, 2010
Get the ghost pokemug. When a girl is watching Forrest Gump with her boyfriend, and falls asleep in her boyfriend's lap before the scene where Forrest's mom has sex with the principal, and then the boyfriend gets a boner, and thus, the girl is poke woke.
by DJ lil lip bomb brickwilla November 18, 2011
Get the poke wokemug. by darrlye November 2, 2005
Get the poke and gritmug. To surprisingly poke an individual while scaring them. To achieve this you must run on the balls of your feet toward the individual while they are occupied with another activity or while they are just not paying attention. But be sure to run on the balls of your feet, as so they can't hear you coming towards them. When you get close enough (while still running) you poke them, HARD! And then run away laughing, because the individual will look hilarious afterwards. They will look like somewhere between the mix of having a heart-attack and surprize and pain.
by Jessica777 January 31, 2009
Get the ninja pokemug. A woman receiving finger thrusts to her vagina either from herself or another person; the female form of Jerking-off; fingering
by spencefence September 1, 2007
Get the Poking-offmug. by thekattsmeow May 30, 2011
Get the orgasm pokemug. When one is on Facebook and pokes another back so fast and so often it seems as though they have no life other than to poke you.
by Gen.jfiv2010 November 12, 2010
Get the no-life pokingmug.