I threw the baseball and it landed ping pong into the center of the birthday cake!
or
Her mole is so ping pong on her face, there's no way she'll get a date!
or
Her mole is so ping pong on her face, there's no way she'll get a date!
by emmie kemt May 14, 2004
Get the ping pongmug. by Finesilver January 11, 2005
Get the Li Ping Fukmug. Boyfriend and girlfriend on phone.
Girlfriend: "Babe I love you so much. I really want to give you a BJ right now."
Boyfriend: Silence......
Girlfriend: "Babe."
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: Silence...
Girlfriend: "Babe! Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... ya."
Girlfriend: "I knew it. You totally have Black Ops Ping right now."
Girlfriend: "Babe I love you so much. I really want to give you a BJ right now."
Boyfriend: Silence......
Girlfriend: "Babe."
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: Silence...
Girlfriend: "Babe! Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... ya."
Girlfriend: "I knew it. You totally have Black Ops Ping right now."
by Keyarsten April 13, 2011
Get the Black Ops Pingmug. An otherwise normal game of ping pong, except that everytime one looses a rally, the individual must remove an item of clothing whether it be an entire sweater or a small sock.
It is up to the players to determine whether jewelry counts.
It is up to the players to determine whether jewelry counts.
Me: Ey you there! I say you there! Care to play a game of strip ping pong?
Person: i dont know you.
Me: you will soon.
Person: sure, what the hell, ive been on a dry streak for 3 years, maybe this is a chance to get laid.
Person: i dont know you.
Me: you will soon.
Person: sure, what the hell, ive been on a dry streak for 3 years, maybe this is a chance to get laid.
by neshypoo December 30, 2004
Get the strip ping pongmug. A term used by Adam Siska during his Gangsta Rappa statement, spectated to mean quick, fast, promiscuous sex.
by Satan Mcyumyums August 30, 2006
Get the ping pong pussymug. While Palsy is a medical condition leading to unintended movement, Ping Pong Palsy is the embarrassing act of trying to pick up a a ping pong ball and being unable to do so. Causes you to look stupid and usually means your opponent scored. Symptoms worsen with alcohol consumption.
Seth: "Man, Dan is slaughtering James in ping pong."
Andy: "Yeah, and he's been chasing that ball around the floor for an hour. What's wrong with him?"
Seth: "He has a bad case of ping pong palsy. Poor guy."
Andy: "Yeah, and he's been chasing that ball around the floor for an hour. What's wrong with him?"
Seth: "He has a bad case of ping pong palsy. Poor guy."
by Flyn Hawaiin February 27, 2010
Get the Ping Pong Palsymug. The Sidekick of Luck you Always pray for on those days you need just something to smile.
Will appear and grant you 1 wish. sex related and Hand you a fresh cabbage for you to munch on .
Usually found in London waterloo station selling big mac's
Will appear and grant you 1 wish. sex related and Hand you a fresh cabbage for you to munch on .
Usually found in London waterloo station selling big mac's
" i got hit by a car.. luckily the ping tao munchkin turned up just before i died. and i managed to save myself. also he handed me this. Great tasting cabbage. Thank god for the Ping Tao Munchkin"
by Bryman!326 August 8, 2009
Get the Ping Tao Munchkinmug.