Piano Keys

(noun) I mildly humorous term for referring to someones teeth.

"Dear god, that guy just got kicked in the piano keys"!

by Archyis September 6, 2007

Russell Piant

A slightly demented midget with supernatural powers over dead squirrels.
Likes kicking peoples' monkeys, and probably enjoys it to.

No more knowledge could be found about this strange creature, named Homo Minimus. Applying for grants to continue research.

Russ is a midget.

by George Bush March 12, 2004

Piash

a person who enjoys making fun of himelf to entertain others. Usually very smart, charming, and lovable.

I wish I could be piash.

by Aragon January 9, 2005

Piano tuner

(n), A person employed to come into the home, rearrange the furniture, and annoy the cat. The piano tuner's goal is to ascertain the breaking point of the piano strings.

"Honey, that chair was never over there to begin with, was the piano tuner here again?"

by JH83 April 18, 2010

piacquad

Awesome Lovely EXcellent Sexy Tennis player

Piacquad's tennis skills are amazing, the way she hit 'em tennis balls.

by Fat Asian November 28, 2004

piatkowski

king of the 3point line and all around great basketball player who currently plays with the chicago bulls.

"Piatkowski just hit a 3 in my eye and then murdered my family."

by UkNoAW May 2, 2006

piap

(PEE-YAP)

a piap is where you take any kind of small plastic bottle with a cap on (EX. Gatorade pepsi or Aquafina bottles)and whack someone in the head with the bottle cap, making a high pitch noise and hurts anyone on the receiving end.

Damn son, you just got PIAPED!

by J-Dizzle Dogg February 4, 2006