human pet guy

notorious on tumblr for a lengthy screed turned copypasta detailing why he believed he should be able to own a human pet. he has called himself "the cybersmith" since approximately 2014 and despite the belief of many that he may be a "bit", a three-hour interview proved his validity as a self-proclaimed "libertarian monarchist." in recent years he has become a reply guy to twitter user SAMOYEDCORE and retweets diaper- and other fetish-related pornography. he is a fan of the fallout series, fallout 4 being his favourite and perhaps what he bases some or most of his politics off of. he also has an account on reddit where he posts fallout-related meta-analysis, which he would no doubt prefer to be known for.

a did you hear that human pet guy thinks ancient romans all lived in tiny colosseums?
b i heard that human pet guy wanted to be pegged by young maggie thatcher.

by space/qwn March 16, 2021

A Pet Named Steve

Markiplier´s ´´Pet´´ in google fued

I think i have...... A Pet Named Steve *laughing*

by JohnLaurensRoleplayer November 29, 2017

A pet named Steve

Markiplier's imaginary pet he made up whilst playing "google feud" who may be a gay bird.

i think i have a pet named steve.
-markiplier

by SuperDiamondDJ June 13, 2018

My Pet Named Steve

Markiplier's imaginary pet in Google Feud.

My Pet Named Steve hates me.

by Tsunxmi November 24, 2018

A Pet Named Steve

Markipliers Imaginary Pet named Steve he used several times in Google feud episodes.

“Whats it like to be a Pet Named Steve?” *Giggleplier intensify*

by OkayJenna February 28, 2021

Teacher's Pet

An annoying student who kisses up to the teacher and does a bunch of favors for said teacher in hopes of getting a good grade. The kind of student who raises his hand for every single question and buys expensive gifts for their teacher. This student thinks they are superior to their peers because they are the teacher's favorite and therefore they bosses everyone around. They will also tattle on their peers for insignificant rules they might break.

*Normal Student eating an apple, not causing harm to anybody*
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me. *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"

by Dude678 June 25, 2013

man-pet

1. Any male human being, particularly any metrosexual man, serving as a pet, usually to rich gay men, fussy old queens, or, occassionally, to a dominatrix.

"Hey Steve! Check out my new man-pet! Isn't he adorable?!"

by jaslene July 8, 2007