penguin's life

n. any lifestyle consisting of existence in a bleak setting surrounded by identical people, houses, jobs etc.

Hey, are you going to apply for the associate dough stirrer position when Doug finally succombs to starchy pulmonary granulomatosis?

No way! The penguin's life is not for me. I'm gonna open a bong repair shop in Malibu and surf, surf, surf.

Don't forget to buy a black and white tuxedo wet suit.

by gnostic1 January 3, 2011

flaming penguin

The act of sliding an ice tube or any frozen thing in the rectum

That chick screamed like a lil bitch when i gave her a Flaming Penguin

by BAN November 29, 2005

typical day on club penguin

Immature online drama with a bunch of trolls and cyber-dating thrown in. Let's not forget all the kids going batshit over the latest pin, too.

So I went on my CP account the other day for the first time in about 4 years. Within the first five minutes, I'd been trolled, flamed, cheated on, broken up with, a thief, a hobo, a pizza delivery guy, Sonic the Hedgehog, a fake celebrity, put myself up for adoption, adopted, put-up for re-adoption by my Mwa-Mwa after she found a cuter baby, verbally abused by a bunch of 9-year-old children, had my virtual birthday party crashed...oh, and some guy told me he was Rockhopper, whoever that is. Yep, typical day on Club Penguin!

by Disvan September 26, 2010

Fat Penguin

Anything used to break the ice or tension in a situation.

i tried so hard to break the ice but that craig guy was trying so hard to make sure jonathan and i knew he was the pimp daddy that it left little room for fat penguins.

by The Wiz August 29, 2005

penguin

(n.)small aquatic bird that I want as a pet to swim through my foyer once I own a gigantic manshion;

"Don't mind the penguin. He's just for show."

by Chubbs April 30, 2004

penguin shit

1) Penguin Feces

When penguins defecate, the resulting substance is penguin shit. Often used when you're super pissed.

Please, help yourself to Shrimp and Penguin shit.

Sally looked like penguin shit with those damn overalls on

Id rather eat penguin shit than touch your rediculous lumpy vagina.

by Jonny jewsalot March 2, 2004

Penguisexual

To be sexual attracted to penguins or people in penguin costumes.

To have a penguin fetish

Sarah- "Omg! When we were watching that penguin documentary John totally got a boner! You could soo see it through his pants! What a freak!"

Tanner- "Dont you know! John is a penguisexual!"

Sarah- "I had no idea!"

by thatonekid53826 January 23, 2014