C.A.P.

Customer Assistance Program. The worst ticketing system ever produced. Evidence that even MSFT can top windows Me

Wow this is only the 32nd time C.A.P. asked me to reload for new data.......this ticket.

OMFG C.A.P. crashed again!

My job is not to support C.A.P. its to use C.A.P. to support other issues.

by Technically Supported February 11, 2010

p.b.k.c

Problem Between Keyboard and Chair (Problem Between Keyboard & Chair).

Used to describe the source of an (computer) error. P.B.K.C or PBKC means the eror is a human or operator error and not a hardware or software error.

PBKC is an alternative version of the definition RTFM.

The user who called the help desk thought that the system was down, but it was just a p.b.k.c error.

by Juan Whaimai February 3, 2007

C.D.P.

Certified-Dime-Piece..a girl of extreme beauty

-a document granting a girls extreme beauty and making it known

damn man i went to the club and saw nothin but C.D.P.'s..is was a sight of beauty

by christophorus September 8, 2010

P.L.U.C.K

P.L.U.C.K politically , lyeing,unholy,cowardly,killers . song by system of a down

while i was talking to my friend the song "P.L.U.C.K" came on the radio

by blah November 8, 2003

C-Y-P legend

C-Y-P refers to Cypress, a suburb of Houston, Texas. A C-Y-P legend is a person, normally an underachieving overweight male, that is born, raised, educated, and works in Cypress. Even if said idler graduates from high school, any post secondary education is out of the question. NOTE: most common ocupations for C-Y-P legends include: janitors, custodians, trashmen, or anyone else that cleans up shit. average income per legend: 12.4 G's/year.

That drop out is a potential C-Y-P legend.

by G Newman April 8, 2006

C.S.P.

C.S.P. are the three terms that describe the average attractive female...
C-cute: Adorable face, hot body with tight 'TIGHT' clothes
S-short: Height is between 5'2" to 5'7". Very down to earth!
P-portable: Easy to be picked up and be taken away.

Yo, look at dat shorty over there. C.S.P. the full package to picked and delivered to my house.

by Rich Manoogian December 21, 2007

P.E.A.C.E.

P.E.A.C.E.
Protection, Education, Aleviation, Cultivation, Emancipation

Several Variations but a personal acronym devised and diagnosed by me. Serves as a salutation in that the following words advocate or will guide you and carry on with you.

adios, ghost, P.E.A.C.E. - i'm gone.

by p.o.e.t. April 22, 2007