"I must be dehydrated or maybe I've got a cold coming on. I feel like I've got a big lump of chewing gum stuck up my nose. Cover your ears for a second, lads. I'm going to have a good old grockle and see if I can expel this paranasal tubercular sinus oyster."
by Piemanius May 15, 2008
Get the paranasal tubercular sinus oystermug. by the real who? September 28, 2006
Get the shucking banannas on an oyster boatmug. The gender reversal of a blumpkin, where the girl is steaming down a hot load on the toilet while her front hole is being eaten out.
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin earlier this week, so I felt it only chivalrous to reciprocate and give her a low tide oyster shack for the ages.
by Dig_Bick_69 August 22, 2018
Get the Low Tide Oyster Shackmug. 
BOC fan:"After listening to a few albums I have decided to join the Blue Oyster Cult cult. How can I join?"
BOC cultist: "You can pledge your soul to the Blue Oyster Church and they'll send you your complementary Kool-aid.
BOC fan: "Can i just listen to them without making any commitments?
BOC cultist: "I suppose....but you won't get any kool-aid."
BOC cultist: "You can pledge your soul to the Blue Oyster Church and they'll send you your complementary Kool-aid.
BOC fan: "Can i just listen to them without making any commitments?
BOC cultist: "I suppose....but you won't get any kool-aid."
by insertopinionhere[ ] May 14, 2016
Get the Blue Oyster Cult cultmug. one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..
HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway 135 and i wont have any trouble what so-ever
by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007
Get the seaford oyster bay expressway 135mug. one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..
HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway (135) and i wont have any trouble what so-ever
by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008
Get the seaford oyster bay expressway (135)mug.