Golden opportunity

Drunkenly peeing the bed when company is over and blaming it on them in the morning

"Dude, did you bang that chick last night?"
"Yeah bro, but I was so wasted I pissed the bed"
"Did you blame it on her in the morning?"
"No, why?"
"Then you, my friend, missed a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY"

by wiznerd1 June 3, 2011

opposite of cougar.

The equal yet opposite equivalent of an older woman who's attracted to younger men; A younger woman who's interested in older men.

I stopped worrying if my 20 year old girlfriend might possibly leave me (her 30 year old boyfriend) for a younger model the moment she confessed to being the opposite of cougar.

by Romes Gray May 31, 2014

OPPONG

TF ( u know wat it means :) )

" I opponged that girl hard last night "

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

opposite 3-year-old syndrome

when your parents are trying to figure out something like Facebook and are asking why this or why that.

Mom/Dad: Why can't I see my funspace????

you:because you hafta look in your apps

Them: well it's not on the side there so do I not have it anymore?????

you: no you hafta look in your apps!

Them: well it used to be here and now it's not!!!!

you:Man you have like opposite 3-year-old syndrome or something.

by jNS50F October 11, 2008

opposite marriage

a marriage that is contrary or opposing to what conservatives think marriage should be.

living with your boyfriend is an opposite marriage and will send you to hell.

by gstering April 26, 2009

Opposing Combo

a combo of either a team player or any sort of things with opposing attitudes or characteristics that is either beneficial or a downfall for the parties involved.

dude that opposing combo meal (a cold chocolate drink paired with a hot-off-the-grill burger) is one hell tasty!

that opposing combo team made these tickets one hell of a crap! effin boring show!

by dotszkie June 10, 2008

opposite nap

The act of waking up late in the day (generally on a day off or weekend) tired, getting out of bed for up to six hours before proceeding to climb back into bed and fall promptly back to sleep. Can be closely tied to procrasturbating or just regular procrastination in general.

Guy 1: Hey man whats up?

Guy 2: *yawns* feeling tired but i've only been up for like 4 hours.

Guy 1: epic bro sesh later ydg?

Guy 2: Hmm...Actually I think I'm going to go and finish off my opposite nap

by AkRaptorJesus November 23, 2011