A presenter of the T4 show on Channel 4. A fat twat with waddle laden arms, much like a shaved Yeti. Her behaviour consists of laughing and smirking at inside jokes. Miquita Oliver also enjoys insulting every celebrity that appears on T4 and acts superior when she is just a bottom feeding sycophant. T4 also includes such presenters as walking cock and herpes spreader Steve Jones as well as some lanky deep voiced nobhead.
Miquita Oliver: I'm friends with Lily Allen, like whatever. I also do cocaine and eat box.
Me: She's a cunt, you're a cunt too.
Me: She's a cunt, you're a cunt too.
by Cha-Grin April 30, 2009
Get the Miquita Olivermug. A muppet who managed to become a British celebrity by combining half-arsed cooking with a fake cockney accent. Sold his soul to the UK supermarket chain Sainsburys.
If yew don't wan' ter get caught by the pork chops an' end up in a flowery dell, they 'ad be'er not understand what yew’re tawkin’ about. Nuff said, yeah? Oh, and buy some stuff from Sainsburys.
by J@ffa October 6, 2004
Get the Jamie Olivermug. by Ala Humphreeeee December 16, 2008
Get the Oliver Sykesmug. In Portugal this word (which translates to Azeite) is used to describe a rare kind of Fuckboy potentially only found in this country.
Imagine a new race of Fuckboy created by mixing the actual Universal fuckboy with the lack of information found in Portugal's villages.
The result is a person finding about a trend that went out of fashion 5 years ago and wearing it proudly, spreading it with his friends, plus adding Kizomba in the mix, thus creating a legion of Olive Oil(ers) (Azeiteiros) who leave trails of olive oil in their wake.
Imagine a new race of Fuckboy created by mixing the actual Universal fuckboy with the lack of information found in Portugal's villages.
The result is a person finding about a trend that went out of fashion 5 years ago and wearing it proudly, spreading it with his friends, plus adding Kizomba in the mix, thus creating a legion of Olive Oil(ers) (Azeiteiros) who leave trails of olive oil in their wake.
"Miguel is such an Azeiteiro. Look at all that olive oil."
"You can literally see the olive oil overflowing that room."
"José slipped in Julio's olive oil last week and broke his leg. I'm afraid he'll never walk again."
"You can literally see the olive oil overflowing that room."
"José slipped in Julio's olive oil last week and broke his leg. I'm afraid he'll never walk again."
by 50 25 25 May 23, 2016
Get the olive oilmug. 1.) (n)- During doggy style sex, your partner rolls to the side causing your penis to rotate with it.
2.) (n)- An epic novel by Charles Dickens
2.) (n)- An epic novel by Charles Dickens
1.) Frank got an Oliver Twist from Jane
2.) Oliver Twist was one of Charles Dickens memorable books.
2.) Oliver Twist was one of Charles Dickens memorable books.
by John Kellis Fernando January 6, 2007
Get the Oliver Twistmug. There once was a meal made of olives and sauce (an olive salad if you will), that was so good that nothing could describe it.
This olive salad was on its own level of greatness that no other food item in history has ever achieved. People needed to create a new word to describe the taste of greatness it had....... delicious, scrumptious, tasty, all these words were sub par for what it was and something that great could only be described by using a word created and named after itself; Olive Salad.
From this day forth, should anything be so remarkably great, it shall be desribed as being olive salad.
This olive salad was on its own level of greatness that no other food item in history has ever achieved. People needed to create a new word to describe the taste of greatness it had....... delicious, scrumptious, tasty, all these words were sub par for what it was and something that great could only be described by using a word created and named after itself; Olive Salad.
From this day forth, should anything be so remarkably great, it shall be desribed as being olive salad.
Person 1 - "Hey, come try this sammich"
Person 2 - "I know what good food is like and I know that sammich is good."
Person 1 - "I am sure you have ate good food many times before. Your mistake though, is that you think this sammich is good, when in fact this sammich is olive salad!"
Person 2 - *bites sammich* "OMG this sammich IS olive salad!!!"
Person 2 - "I know what good food is like and I know that sammich is good."
Person 1 - "I am sure you have ate good food many times before. Your mistake though, is that you think this sammich is good, when in fact this sammich is olive salad!"
Person 2 - *bites sammich* "OMG this sammich IS olive salad!!!"
by TT111 November 10, 2010
Get the Olive Saladmug. Putting peanut butter on your ballsack and having a dog lick it. A dangerous or pleasurable activity.
by JuanCarlosTaco July 25, 2016
Get the The John Olivermug.