Pink Lightning

To urinate on someone with red piss. This can be achieved by eating a lot of beets (preferable) or internal bleeding (undesirable).

So I got her back to my place, and fired some pink lightning at her.

by Ghostificus2 August 14, 2009

Jewish Lightning

A famous boxer in the early 30's.

Jewish Lightning puts another Irish fighter down in the first round.

by jlight August 9, 2006

ride the lightning

to get drunk on moonshine or "white lightning"

Them boys finished that batch last night, time to ride the lightning.

by johnny blaze69 April 18, 2008

Grease Lightning

Similar to a phantom turd. Where the piece of poop disappears into the U-bend of the toilet and leaves no residue on the toilet paper. But with a Grease Lightning, the only way you know you just pooped was because you ate spicy food and the poop burned your butthole.

It sometimes makes you break into song and dance about the car of the same name from "Grease"

Jake: "I swear I just pooped but it's nowhere to be seen. It burned my butthole from all that spicy food. It must've been the Grease Lightning"

by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009

Lightning rod

When a man ejactulates with such force it blows the condom of slapping her in the face creating a large smacking sound.

Awe man, I lightning rodded last night and my wife started crying it his her so hard.

by Jaster December 14, 2003

berp chain lightning

When, in the course of a game of dota or another hero based, warcraft 3 map, you have a hero possessing an ability called chain lightning. Upon using this ability, on usually shouts "Berp Chain Lightning!!!" as loud as they can, so as to alert the rest of the house as to what just happened. Often most exuberantly used after the player using the ability has just KS'ed his team mate or friend.

Some say that the ability 'Arc Lightning,' found on the popular dota character named 'Zeus,' also constitutes the use of Berp Chain Lightning, as its animation and effect are similar. Although this is still widely debated among linguistics and dota players alike, both sides agree that it still is pretty cool.

4allya: Come gank bot with me!
Thededone: Ok, berp chain lightning!
4allya: Wow dude, way to KS. and btw, only fags like Biggiy and Boyd say berp chain lightning.

by thededone January 1, 2008

Nightingale

The act of taking a dump on someones desk. Usually referred to in I.T. instances, and ending in a night-in-jail (if misheard could be misunderstood as nightingale).

Yes I'm going to nightingale her.

by Madscrills January 13, 2011