nice guys finish last

It basically means that you will never have any sex whatsoever in your life if you don't treat women like shit.

The polite and well-mannered man who treated women like royalty realized too late that nice guys finish last.

by AYB October 21, 2003

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nice guy

A misnomer. Nice Guy is nice with an ulterior motive; he believes pretending to be a decent human being entitles him to endless sex with his unfortunate female target. Instead of openly expressing interest and then moving on if rejected, the Nice Guy prefers to attach himself like a barnacle to one woman, hoping that if he pretends to care about her feelings long enough, he'll get at least an awkward handjob in the bathroom. Nice Guy is then bewildered when acting like a friend results in his getting treated like a friend. The advanced-level Nice Guy will call his lady of choice a frigid bitch while simultaneously patting himself on the back for being so nice. Nice Guy fails to understand that acting nice in hopes of getting sex is not actually the same as being nice, and as a result can be found in his natural habitat martyring himself all over the internet.

If women really only dated assholes, then "Nice Guys" would have no problems getting women.

by shel159 March 23, 2009

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nice tickles

When you caress someone in a lightly tickling fashion but not as to make it unwanted.

I love it when my girlfriend gives me nice tickels.

by Geden September 5, 2005

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Nice Hand

Said by players who get a bad beat or rivered.

Player 1: Goes all in preflop with AA
Player 2: Goes all in preflop with KK

Player 2: Hits his set and wins the pot

Player 1: "Stupid mother fu.., I mean nice hand."

by stig217 March 11, 2010

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