nimisnotchosen

Fucking stupid piece of shit.

Hey! Lets fuck some goats in the ass!

by The pimp shit!! October 8, 2004

USS Nimitz

Only the most feared military vehicle in the world!

"That is one fearful military vehicle," Brent stated. "It must be the USS Nimitz!" exclaimed Curt.

by B Hard January 17, 2008

Nimoy

A situation involving having to search for and extract a recently used condom from a bodily orifice.

Yeah... it was a really hot date but it sort of ended with a very awkward slurpy Nimoy.

by Dexter_Rex May 15, 2009

Flying Nimbus

When about to penetrate a girl, jumping from a higher elevation of no less than 5 feet above va jay jay level. Caution should be taken when preforming this maneuver seeing as major dink injury may occur.

Dude i just did a flying nimbus to power slam. I almost missed.

by gone o' ria April 15, 2009

Nimal

funnymalehilariousrandomborat

Nimal is funny.
he is male.
hes f cking hilarious.
and random
HELLO MY NAME A BORAT!

by _OH__SNAP_ October 28, 2008

Nimilism

A brand new polytheistic religion, with the deities named Nikolao, Emilia and Volaria. Beliefs consist of liberty, and pure awesomeness.

Guy 1: That is awesome.
Guy 2: Spoken like a true believer of Nimilism.

by nimilism-em November 10, 2010

Nimune

1. One of names for the Lady of the Lake, also spelled Nimue, Powerful Enchantress, or Fay, who gave King Arthur Excalibur.

2. A girl who is totally indescribable. Like her name sake, she slips through your fingers like water, and leaves you thirsting for more. She's playful and untameable, so don't bother trying.

1. Girl: In class We studied Arthur, Merlin, and Nimune.

Mom: oh... That's nice dear.

2. Guy: I never can catch that girl...

Guy's friend: What do you expect? She's Nimune.

by Carrienightshade November 30, 2011