Napoleon

The sexual act of having a much-loved and well-valued partner (of the same or opposite sex, depending what your desires are) perform fellatio on you while you attempt to conquer a country with a 600, 000 strong army. It is professed that when attempting to anex Russia, one receives a heightened sexual experience.

Man! I was just about to kick those Red motherfuckers' asses but that bitch Josephine went down on me and I took my eye off the prize! It was the shit though! Totally blew into her mouth; she was totally gagging.

by Eric the Red January 22, 2007

napoleon ohio

Some of the ugliest, redneck, non educated, unclean people in the world.

Let's go to Napoleon Ohio to find some illiterate ugly people to pick on....

by Big D S December 18, 2013

Napolean

Another name for a piggy-back ride

Dude my legs are killing me, give me a napolean.

by JebusIsBack December 4, 2010

Napoleon Dynamite

This is totally a mormon movie...although it's well hidden. How many people knew about preston idaho anywho (except us mormons!) I mean...the Ricks shirt he's wearing (Which is now BYU idaho by the way) is a helpful hint...and plus...the fact that there are no crude words or anything should give it away. Flippin' and Geez are Heck Yes are famous mormon phrases. WOOT WOOT FOR THE MORMONS! Also the fact that a young girl is forced to go to a dance with a boy she doesn't like...lol...often occurs in mormon culture. and vica versa...

"Hey Tina you fat lard come eat some dinner" (sorry that was the best part)
"Pedro offers his protection."
"There are much more where these(pictures)came from if you go to the dance with me"

by Nikki November 25, 2004

napoleon dynamite

Pretty much the best movie ever! It's so frickin' sweet.

Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner!

by Me March 4, 2005

napoleon dynamite

See it once and do not quote it ever. You will enjoy the movie and no one will punch you in the mouth for overquoating this fine piece of $23 dollar cinema.

Also, a note to anyone who says this is the best low-budget movie ever: Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. Go see it. It cost 4.46 to make.

Do not quote this movie in public, for all our sakes.

by 187 March 19, 2005

napolean dynamite

One of the most boring,gay,annoying, and most pointless movie ever made.Most of its dumbass phrases are quoted by fat girls that love the movie and have no brains, and gay people.

Some Fat Bitch: I didnt mean to, gosh.
Me: STFU YOU FAT ASS BITCH!

by Sotel April 27, 2005