mule driver

A chronic masturbater

That kid must be a mule driver. I see him driving it all day long

by DR. MULEDRIVER November 6, 2013

Moscow mule

Verb. An Eastern Kentucky act too vile for words. Involves biscuits.

He got Moscow muled.

by Cantelope Jim April 5, 2022

fox mule

A fox mule is a country girl with a dirt covered truck. She likes to go muddin' and has a very low attention span and is hard of hearing. She is very entertaining to say the least. She also goes by cut and paste.

Girl 1: Her truck is so dirty she must be a fox mule.

by cutandpaste August 22, 2011

Muling

To ride one like a horse, donkey or mule for sexual gratification until one chaffes.

I went Muling last night and now it's impossible to wear pants.

by SallyDatGirl November 8, 2015

glitter mule

A Burning Man term: a beautiful, fashionable person, who also pulls his/ her own weight. Antonym: Sparkle Pony

burner number 1 : God that lady is smokin hot, she probably didn't have to lift a finger to get here!

Burner number 2: Are you kidding? That Glitter Mule singlehandedly built 3 stages, designed this outfit and is gonna drop the bass so hard tonight, not a pair of panties will be dry within a ten mile radius!!!

by Glitter Moon October 13, 2015

Conspiracy Mule

like "Drug Mule" but against Conspiracy theorists

Plural: Conspiracy Mules

I'm sick and tired of this Conspiracy mule saying something about the so-called Great Reset

by Porg009 January 14, 2024

Mule Nation

Similar to 'drug state' but when it’s routes are stragetic importance to the trader and transporter.

From the common usage of slang for the term Mule 'A person paid to smuggle drugs' but on a more national or macroeconomic-geopolitcal level.

While a drug state is favoured for it's growth of narcotics within it's borders, a mule nation is a country which encourages the transportation of items (whatever that may be) as it's routes of where it's positioned geopolitically holds trade importance to other sovereign states as a joiner between countries, an investment in a MN would be roads and railways to be build to improve the efficiency of that trade. The positive business of the country is it's usage by other nations to compete.

"A mule nation is a middle-man between drug-states and it's buyers"

by Grasshopperheavy31 September 2, 2015