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Whackin the Mule

Beatin your man-meat like it owes you money. Spankin the Wank. Chokin the Chicken. Flogging Your Log. etc.
I'm just sitting here whackin the mule like it owes me money...whatabout you?
by LustyLes March 27, 2013
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Brent Mules

the most awesome person in the universe who can do everything and isn't gay because that would be weird and dumb and by the way deblob 2 is the greatest game ever which should be played a lot
fan 1: hey dude have you seen the newest brent mules video

fan 2:yeah i watched it 3 times the second it came out

fan1: well if you like brent mules so much you should marry him

fan 2:no because being gay is weird and a sin according to jehova

fan 1:agreed

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by deblob3 May 25, 2025
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mule tool

Fryy on Uldamin in World of Warcraft
Dude your a mule tool
by Deziken October 14, 2009
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2000 mules

A reference to the mules given out to the slaves freed at the end of the civil war along with the 30 acres of land per slave. Used by opponents of reparations' for African Americans in the U.S.A.
Bob:

Come on man how can you not support reoperations you racist! My people deserve something for slavery!

Chris:
2000 mules lol

Bob:
Really man?
by Bill_Whitney May 15, 2022
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Mule

A person who illegally harvests (receives), transports and deposits voter ballots into multiple ballot collection boxes in return for a fee.
Dude, I made bank in my state as a mule for the last election.
by cokathleen May 10, 2022
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Mule

Filippo Mule
by AndreKakka October 17, 2020
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Mule

“My wiener is like a Mule.”
by HorseBorkle July 27, 2025
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