Mormons

Look, I've got three things to say.

1. The Church is true.

2. Singles Ward is the funniest movie ever.

3. Mormon dating is the best game in the entire world. I love you, Lucy Madison! Marry me!

Mormons - dispised by all, concerned not a jot.

by Merlin September 17, 2004

Mormons

A cult, descended from the bigger cult Christianity, pioneered by a polygamist. Its holy book is the Book of Mormon, written by said polygamist. Very bad for the planet.

Hey, Mormons! Ever heard of OVERPOPULATION!?

by Disillusioned Hippie October 10, 2005

Moonstone

A young impish child that will appear in your chat unexpected, and who is secretly a Furry.

Did you see that? What was that? OMG it's that furry, the one called Moonstone!!!

by Ecto Master July 25, 2008

moron

another term for someone who is stupid beyond belief. Said person is so empty-headed it's a miracle that (s)he exists at all.

1. the 3 Stooges had an episode film that lampooned fascism, especially the Mussolini/Franco/Peron variety. They played a fascist junta and ruled "Moronica" with the jingoistic slogan "Moronica for the Morons".

2. A few yearsago Roger Waters of Pink Floyd was discussing his Wall tour and he detailed about how its message is still true today by saying that the Presidet (at that time it was Dumbya ) "is a moron". He's a Brit and he can see that! Roger also knows that Tony B. Liar also is a moron.

3. Marvin Hartley to George W. Bush:

You know what you are? You ain't nothing but a - oh you're too stupid to know what the word means - what you are rhymes with "boron".

George W. Bush (muttering to himself): boron, coron, doron, e-oron, foron, goron, horon, i-oron, joron, koron, loron, moron...

(now bellowing out) : MOMM-EE! MARVIN JUST CALLED ME A MORON!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 8, 2011

Oxy-moron

Usually sharp tongued and self important, an oxy-moron is generally an insecure, insensitive, raucous ass who cops an ironic pseudonym as a shield for presenting unsolicited and ignorant remarks regarding people and events about whom he or she knows very little.

niceboi - "That girl has really big boobs and she wears t-shirts by Snorgtees. Point and laugh with me."

Intelligent person with good taste - "It's time you stopped being an oxy-moron and shut the f*** up already. Nobody cares about your decidedly uninformed opinion."

by DJ Dialectic July 24, 2010

moronavirus

A virus related to COVID-19 that affects both sides of the political spectrum. Symptoms are either intense overreaction or extreme ignorance.

Moronavirus patient #1: How dare you step outside your house. We need to keep locked down until we find a vaccine.
Response: Really? Do you realize over 25% of the population could die from poverty, stress, or suicide if we do that?
Moronavirus patient #2: COVID-19 is a hoax. Let's go out and party, party, party.
Response: What's wrong with you? My friend died of COVID-19. Do you want to keep us shut down forever and get orher people sick?

by Boxcar Bob May 26, 2020

oxy moron

Two words that mean the opposite.

Jumbo shrimp, bush and peace etc.

by <<<funyone>>> May 13, 2005