Monster

A synonym for human.

Every monster is human.

by LonelyTeen July 17, 2018

Now In A Minute

The originally Welsh oxymoron meaning you are on your way, but not immediately. You need a minute to gather your thoughts/things/feelings before you traverse the journey you are about to undertake.

Tradtionally shouted from the top of the stairs to parental figures.

Mum: 'Hurry up love, your bus is here!'
Victim: 'Don't worry! I'll be there now in a minute!!'

by Sazberry December 21, 2008

minutemaid

A female who cums very quickly.

Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!

by Mike Comanche March 5, 2009

monster dump

a giant shit, a big poop, a humongous dookie, a large BM

"Sorry, I can't talk right now. I gotta go take a monster dump."

by PoshFrosh February 8, 2008

Monster

A scary caffeinated drink that Mormon children are told to check their closets for before they go to bed.

Jimmy, if you're hiding Monster in there, you won't be allowed to participate in family game night for a week!

by myster twister November 29, 2009

Monster-in-law

A perjorative term for one's mother-in-law.

My monster-in-law is coming to stay the week.

by Kevin Kelm May 17, 2004

Football Minute

When someone asks for a minute to do something, even though they know it will take much longer than 60 seconds.

Wife: I need to run into this store. It'll only take a minute

Husband mumbles: More like a football minute.

by thebetterfriend2 May 29, 2010