chixxen mixxen

german for "peng ting"
a description to compliment a person (or an object). can be used as an adjective or a noun.

1. daaaamn!! he's looking chixxen mixxen!
2. zhang yixing is a chixxen mixxen.

by stanpentagon March 11, 2019

Smush-mitten cum crusher

A very active promiscuous street walker

Bly is a smush-mitten cum crusher on the weekends.

by PBJay July 2, 2019

Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists

That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.

by xanadude313 August 20, 2019

Detective mittens

Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny

I love my cat Detective mittens

by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019

piss mittens

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.

Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens

by Lads4 February 22, 2020

Mr.mittens

Some dumbasses rapper name

Man he is dumb like who thinks of mr.mittens

by Bugpigdiggyman June 4, 2020

The Mitten

How some michiganders refer to Michigan. Michigan is shaped like a mitten, which is why we call it the mitten.

I was in New York to visit family but I had to get back to the mitten to go back to work.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 March 11, 2022