Jizz Mixer

The act of more than one guy ejaculating in a girl's mouth in which she swishes it around and spits it in a shot glass for someone else to enjoy.

Those three guys can cum in Liz's mouth so Jenny can enjoy a jizz mixer.

by desiresonfire July 12, 2010

Magic Miked

When someone presses their bare ass against the first person who passes out at a party. Similar to "tea bagging" but with an ass.

"Dude, Anthony passed out early last night so Carlos dropped trow and Magic Miked him."

by Scootious March 13, 2016

mixer

A dance, these are probably only held in loser towns like mine, but they DO exist, I assure you.

Guy: So...are you going to the mixer tonight?
Girl: I dunno...are you?
Guy: Well...I dunno...I asked you first!
Girl: Fuck the mixer, let's just have sex
Guy: Hellyes!

by Meg November 26, 2003

Little Mixer

a person who is part of the nicest group of people to ever grace the twitter world with their presence. an amazing fandom.

random twitterer; "will you follow me back?"
little mixer; "of course i will, i follow everyone back. i love my followers and i'm not like the directioners who only care about the amount of followers they have. i'm nice<3"

by @littlemix4lyf June 9, 2012

mired

Redneck version of being stuck or dirty

"We took his truck out and got mired in the mud"
" that truck is so mired you can't see any paint "

by maine rednecks November 8, 2007

Catalina Wine Mixer

The sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.

Last night during a sensual evening Jordan suggested to Ashley that they should have a Catalina Wine Mixer.

by Baby_Belly_69 May 29, 2010

mixedtaper

A extremly clingy person in a relationship (often makes a mixed tape for their "lover").

"I once dated this guy, and he gave me a mixed tape and told me that I was the love of his life and we were going to be together forever... we were only dating for three days."

"Gotta stay away from those mixedtapers, they might jump off a building if you make an attempt to leave them."

by xxvideo_kidxx July 28, 2006