cash midget

One of those stand-alone ATM's found in bars and convenience stores.

Hey, man, I'm out of funds. Will you watch my bar stool while I go pound on the cash midget in the corner and get some more scratch!

by Hippiemeister August 8, 2012

Merry Midgets

1)A group of midgets who agree to a suicidal act of being bound to a shield for a much larger person's protection.

Example: In Borderlands 2, Big Maw carries Merry Midgets upon his shield.

by Forest Jester July 29, 2019

midget spinner

A midget so obese he/she has it's own orbit.

You play league of legends? You must be a midget spinner!

by jupiter the dwarf August 27, 2021

dookie midget

basically someone who is short and smells like shit, or someone who doesn’t wear deodorant. this can also be a compounded roast:WHATS UP YOU FRICKING TOSSPOT BANGER DOOKIE MIDGET JIBHEAD

person 1-omfg josh did you wear deodorant??? you smell like a dookie midget!

person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.

person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me

by hehehe_idontlikekiwi June 5, 2022

illegal midget

Term used to describe short people who do not fit the legally defined height requirement to be a midget. Usually used to insult a vertically challenged individual.

Is Ash a midget?

No she isn’t quite that short. She’s an illegal midget.

by 10MinutesWasted April 3, 2019

Midget Paddle

A very important object, used for many things, such as :

a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone

a paddle-doubling as an instrument

an all-over entertaining object.

Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"

Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "

by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012

suicidal midget

people who are small that want to jump off high bridge.

Jees, Charles is a suicidal midget.

by Sir Gus Nuts November 13, 2017