Magical Midgets

Midgets that can cast magical spells and cause everyday coincidences. They hide behind vending machines and newsstands.

There's some magical midgets behind the newsstand!

by Auggy-poo July 30, 2011

Midget Ribbit

When a vertically challenged person inserts a Frog or Toad up the rectum and then proceeds to push it out while hovering over their partner.

I regret going to the strip club and ordering the "Midget Ribbit" special.

by Trashy Morgan November 6, 2020

midget unicycle

When you pay a midget to let you fuck his armpit.

Midget: what do you want to do
Kevin: I want to go crazy
Midget: we could do the midget unicycle

by Cert Andy June 7, 2016

Midget Slurper

One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.

Pee wee herman is a prime midget slurper!

by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017

Mr midget

A gay fagot who thinks simba should be played by a girl. He also has smallets pp

That mr midget over there is so gay

by Hoeface34 October 16, 2019

Midget Party

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether

He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 27, 2015

midget beater

Guy with a little penis that he beats constantly

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018