Microaggression

n. A seemingly innocuous act, statement, or behavior that advocates for the advancement of people in marginalized communities and ethnic and cultural groups decry as an unconscious expression of racism, sexism, homophobia, et cetera instead of actually working for the advancement of said demographics.

White guy to black guy: "Excuse me, could you please keep it down?"
SJW: *Crawling out of woodwork like a centipede* "Keep it down? KEEP IT DOWN??" *Shoves black guy out of the way* "Check your FUCKING microaggressions! Reeeeeee!"

by Celeblith October 28, 2017

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Micro-holler

When someone tries to holler at someone within 30 seconds or less. A last ditch effort to hook up.

Once the lights came on Brian micro-hollered at anyone he could.

She didn't talk to me all night and then she micro-hollered at me at last call.

by Simon P. Waffle October 18, 2009

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micro-agression

A form of political repression and racism against white suburban intellectuals perpetrated by the modern alt-liberal left.

If you want to drain the swamp, you need to define micro-agression as it is defined here, not the way it was recently defined by the Miriam Webster dictionary.

by Sexydimma February 18, 2017

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microbro

Noun: An individual of the 'bro' persuasion who frequents bars and liquor stores, attempting to appear educated and classier than the common man through loud discussion about beer perceived as craft.

That microbro spoke very highly of Blue Moon and Leinenkugals.

by sdkluber July 18, 2014

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