Shady Maple

When someone eats so much food that they can barely walk and have to throw up insanely.

My friend ate so much that he was about to pull a shady maple!

Shady Maple by Baldsoap4927 May 25, 2012

Vermont Maple Tapper 

When you pour maple syrup into her pussy and then get it on. May be followed by eating the Lumberjack goodness.

Ted: Dang, Precious drank a huge chug!

Carol: Well, come on, tap her and watch the sap flow...

Ted: Oh Carol, darling, I love when you want a Vermont Maple Tapper.

Vermont Maple Tapper by AmusesHerself April 13, 2009

that really grinds my maple leafs 

Pisses you off, or annoy you.

TIMMY TANG: THAT REALLY GRINDS MY MAPLE LEAFS, what he just did to me.

that really grinds my maple leafs by KFSTIMY July 13, 2012

The Manitoba Maple 

When you are fucking a chick from behind against a maple tree then you tap the tree and maple syrup runs down her face

I was camping with Laura, we had some drinks, next thing I know we were in the woods and I was giving her The Manitoba Maple

The Manitoba Maple by DERPFACE666 April 1, 2020

Rich Maple

Rich Maple is the name insiders use when they don't want to give out their real name. You can use it too, anytime someone, or some company requires it, say at a conference, or for a magazine subscription. And it's sweetest when you know that name will be sold and passed on.

The leading breakfast syrups cannot claim they're made from maple trees. Instead, a big label says "Made with Rich Maple." After in very small legalese it says "flavoring."

To those that cannot read small type at an arms distance assumes that "Rich Maple" must be someone because he "made it."

Rich is the guy responsible for cutting corners with your breakfast and he's a symbol of the changing values in this world.

"Can we get your name for our mailing list that we promise not to sell to anyone?"

"Happily. It's Maple. Rich Maple."

Rich Maple by Bradford Akerman January 28, 2007

Pass me the Maple 

A request one makes when participating in group self-flagellation involving MAGA hats and Kirk Cameron DVDs. Not to be confused with "Pass me the Mrs. Butterworth's", as, due to viscosity issues, Maple is the preferred medium.

Thanks to the perfect firestorm of Cameron/MAGA/Shatner, I've got a 90%-er going here ... pass me the maple.

Pass me the Maple by JT The Sick September 27, 2017

tap that like a maple tree 

the term "tap that like a maple tree" means that you want to "tap that" (slap that, touch that, get that...etc) as you would tap a maple tree for syrup (goodness). used to express desire towards a person, place, thing, goat...etc.

((an attractive person walks by))

you say to yourself, your friend, or the lonely-looking street cone, "damn, i wanna tap that like a maple tree!!"

tap that like a maple tree by becca May 25, 2004