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MAP

MAPs, or minor-attracted persons, are people with nothing better to do other than complaining that "children can consent" because they are assholes who sit on the computer screen all day instead of going outside. Most MAPs have a mental problem called "stupidity" that lowers their IQ substantially.
MAP: I like fricking children because i'm a degenerate who has never touched grass or a woman
by heniuwnhiuhfbiuwgv January 6, 2023
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I just fucked two bitches
Bruh you mappin bro
by Mr._youngin October 8, 2022
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That teacher is a MAP
by Guest12354 March 1, 2017
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Cuddle-map

The process of mapping every curve,inch, muscle ripple and scent while cuddling your loved one.
While holding each other before they departed they found themselves cuddle-mapping.
by Mrs Major Payne January 29, 2023
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map fallin’

When your bestie falls off the map! Essentially, your buddy could be off the grid or lost in space.
“I haven’t heard from my homie in ages. Where has he been? He must be map fallin’!”
by DiMarieV December 11, 2024
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Teenage google maps reviewer

A stupid 15 year old who uses google maps as a joke and writes fake and stupid reviews on google maps because he thinks he is being funny yet still gets many upvotes for his reviews because everyone else on the site finds his dumb sense of humor funny. Is usually a high level local guide with hundreds of reviews.
Bro this one guy on google maps has written 300 reviews and all of them are just fucking with people and have no actual substance, he gave the liberty bell 1 star because it was broken, he is such a teenage google maps reviewer.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023
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