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Midget stew

When your man is small and your tall trying to eat him out.
"Oh last night i tried midget stew with jake"
by JJ Has big friend called dave December 21, 2019
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Midget Flipflop

A nickname given to a tiny lad who has the last name Thilthorpe. Pretty rare huh?
Yeah this nickname is given to one fella
Oscar Thilthorpe aka Midget Flipflop who likes to be an asshole to many people. What a guy.
by OzzyT April 27, 2021
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cash midget

One of those stand-alone ATM's found in bars and convenience stores.
Hey, man, I'm out of funds. Will you watch my bar stool while I go pound on the cash midget in the corner and get some more scratch!
by Hippiemeister August 8, 2012
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Merry Midgets

1)A group of midgets who agree to a suicidal act of being bound to a shield for a much larger person's protection.
Example: In Borderlands 2, Big Maw carries Merry Midgets upon his shield.
by Forest Jester July 29, 2019
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Midget Soccer

When you try to punt the football but kick your under-5-foot friend into the goal by accident.
I committed Midget Soccer upon a small man.
by MidgetRoyale March 10, 2021
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dookie midget

basically someone who is short and smells like shit, or someone who doesn’t wear deodorant. this can also be a compounded roast:WHATS UP YOU FRICKING TOSSPOT BANGER DOOKIE MIDGET JIBHEAD
person 1-omfg josh did you wear deodorant??? you smell like a dookie midget!

person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.

person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me
by hehehe_idontlikekiwi June 5, 2022
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turbo midget

Joe Rogan is a confirmed anti-vaxxer, he is such a turbo midget.
by mmoponcho May 19, 2021
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