When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.
by DeathAndMaxes March 4, 2020
Get the 8-milemug. she has a big ass booty. all the guys wanna fuck. her since of humor is slight sexual, but hilarious
by sexy bitch liz April 19, 2019
Get the lizzy milesmug. A rapper from the mitten who plays basketball on the side. He has managed to turn his life into a mycareer player and he just completes side missions.
by Espn trap news February 4, 2022
Get the Miles bridgesmug. by Gamingbill February 4, 2023
Get the Turn Milemug. A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.
Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016
Get the midget milemug. by Urbanaero February 6, 2019
Get the Luke Milesmug. A Miles Rendallson is when you go to finish and spaff on the back of your sisters head but instead a little bit of poo comes out
by Poon pulvirizer the 3rd February 10, 2018
Get the A Miles Rendallsonmug.