mcdonalds 

A restaurant chain that strives to hire the dumbest fucktards to serve you the wrong order every time!

Me and my woman ran thru mcdonalds on the way home Friday night only to realize that when we got home,the dumb ass at the window gave us the wrong order like they do 9 out of 10 times!

mcdonalds by pipelayer24 June 24, 2013

Donald McDonald 

The Japanese version of Ronald McDonald whose commercials are often parodied in Youtube videos such as McRoll'd and editted to make funny and/or stupid video clips. They often include Donald McDonald saying his famous quote, "Ran Ran Ru!"

You can often find thousands of parodies from watching a single Donald McDonald video and just following related videos.

They are usually editted by Japanese people but recently Americans have started making these videos.

John: "I was on Youtube for 2 hours yesterday just following related videos featuring Donald McDonald. They are so funny!"
Ron: "They are stupid as hell."
John: "...NO"

Donald McDonald by Mister Unnamed December 18, 2008

McDonalds Hangover 

The act of getting really drunk and consuming Mcdonalds late at night only to wake up the next day feeling extra terrible. The event may or may not be recalled but is evident by an intensified hangover like feeling of grossness. A mild-moderate feeling of shame might come upon some individuals as the realization hits them the next morning.

Dude, I had such a great time last night but I wish I would've had a little more self control. Woke up with a nasty Mcdonalds hangover.

McDonalds Hangover by Gandy11 March 6, 2014

Mcdonalds job 

When you work at Mcdonalds and everyday at noon you run in the stock room grab asses and jack off on all of the dry stock. This also includes going into the freezer, shutting the door and screaming "Fuck this place." at the top of your lungs.

Other activities within this job include; placing happy meal toys into oil vats, starting fires while filtering, and making a fuck load of senior coffees for old people.

If you are planning to get a "McDonalds job" be prepared to make a shitload of double cheeseburgers, gain a lot of weight and hate your life.

Jake: I have a Mcdonalds job. *stabs self in face*

or

Rachael: Tomorrow I am going to bring a bomb to work at my Mcdonalds job.

Mcdonalds job by Rach & Jake May 27, 2008

McDonalds 

a nice place to work until some cutomer comes in acting as if i am so kind of low life. you should think twice before pissing off the person making your food. think about it!

come piss me off and see what kind of surprise you get in you bugger oops i mean burger.

McDonalds by LOVINIT!!! May 18, 2004

McDonald 

Some poor bastard that got made fun of a whole lot as a kid

Hey! McDonald! Get me a big mac, bitch.

McDonald by Chris McDonald September 13, 2007

Ronald McDonald 

A butt raper.
A red-headed butt raper.
Who creeps little children out by stareing at them for long periods of time.

Child: *Intently stares upon redheaded freak*
Ronald McDonald:*Stares back*
Child: Mommy, Why doesn't he ever blink, see I can poke him in the eye and he doesn't do anything?.

Or.

"Honey stoping doing the Ronald McDonald stare.. Its scaring me.."

Ronald McDonald by Elise34364 October 14, 2008