M.F.P

Major Fucking Problem

Bob deleted all the files on the server... again!. That's an M.F.P. and a C.L.M. (Career Limiting Move)

by Ad ministrator August 4, 2007

P&M

The Poofin and Moofin Experience

Bobby: Hey you know what P&M stands for?
Billy: Heck no
Bobby: The Poofin and Moofin Experience
Billy: What's that?
Bobby: -shrugs-

by nickygenius June 14, 2008

P.M.S

Abbreviation for Pissy Male Syndrome. Guys get p.m.s too!

My boyfriend has P.M.S

by Lauramarielive.com April 17, 2016

P.M Stoma

A Prime Minister that is full of shite

The newly elected prime minister is a P.M stoma, full of crap.

by Pitman Poet November 19, 2020

P.M.O.

Pack me one (in reference to marijuana)

"yo man, i see you just got a fat sack, P.M.O.!!!"

by Leroy Higgins & Lenny Ducano January 17, 2008

M.A.P.

Morning after poo, usually occurs after a long night of drinking and partying

Have you M.A.P.ed yet? I took such a good M.A.P. this morning

by Parted a little too hard September 23, 2009

P.M.S.

Post movie stretch: That soothing, almost unavoidable stretch you have to do after watching a movie.

Guy 1 stretches and accidentally hits Guy 2.
Guy 2: "Dude, what was that about?"
Guy 1: "Sorry man, just doin' my P.M.S."

by Shifter027 November 1, 2010