Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017

Lego Face

The same look of extreme pain and anger on one's face as though they just accidentally stepped on a lego.

I know dad was pissed about the car he had his lego face on.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Lego

A stack of mad cash so thick, it cannot be folded or bent.

Strip so good she got herself a lego

by Shrimpcocktail July 3, 2017

legos

an weapon to destroy you feat and or weapons of murder mostly kill your feet made by some guy in Denmark to be uses in ww2 and oso a toy young children

they stepped on legos

by el capton November 23, 2017

Lego

Stepped on = death.
Hurts like hell. Don't believe me? Try it.

If you've never stepped on lego, your lucky.

by Dill.Pickle March 19, 2018

pocket legos

When you put a Lego figure in your urethra.

“Pocket legos are life braaa.”

by TheGayLegoFig January 19, 2018

Lego

A child’s toy made up of interlocking plastic blocks. (Also the sworn Enamy of feet)
Usess

1.for fun

2.as a proventative of intrusion

3.the most deadly weapon against feet to ever be created

Side note: how to diagnose LIFS (Lego imbedded in foot syndrome) if you feel a pain beyond human understanding Eg your foot being torn apart by hungry rabbits. It is probably LIFS. Btw there is no cure!!!

Doctor: how mutch dose it hurt from a scale of one to “ohh no I stepped on Lego”

Patient:ummm ohh no I stepped on Lego.
Doctor :we must operate immediately.
Next situation

Kid : dad can I get out the Lego

Dad:sure just don’t drop any Lego

Five minutes later you living room is a mine filled.

by Caleb26 January 21, 2018