learn3play

A malapropism for the internet term "learn2play" which then transfers to "Learn to Play".

Nerd 1: I owned you bitch.

Nerd 2: How did you do that?

Nerd 1: learn3play

by Nerd 3 May 1, 2006

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

Lear Jet Liberal

Another Smear word created by the Far Right to demonize liberals. In the case of this baseless term, it is used to describe liberals as being hypicritical without looking at all the facts. If one was to dig deeper they would find that Liberals would jump at the chance to use a less polluting form of travel.
Since this a term created by Rush Limbaugh not all the facts where considered.
see Conservative Sucker Punch

Before you use a term like Lear Jet Liberal why don't you research all the facts and not make assumptions. Even though many Big politcal and enviromental advicates used private jets they would be the first to use a jet that did not use up so much fuel. The manufactures would make mopre fuel effishent jets.

by Bob_the_Patriot December 7, 2007

leaflet squiral

a polite member of society who doesnt want to make the leaflet distributor that he/she is worthless so gathers leaflets as there thrust into their path. Gets home to discover a bag/pocket full so stores them in the letter rack until winter and fire material is running low.

i really didnt need that leaflet 'free phone calls to Polland on the 5th day of every month begining with G', im such a silly leaflet squiral, but at least ill be warm in the winter months

by do-you-know August 30, 2007

learnable

its where your sleep deprived and instead of saying your teachable, you say your learnable.

are you learnable?

by surfingbeanpole March 2, 2009

Lealyza

Cute and smart, outgoing and funny, can be a bit bossy at times, people may not necessarily like her at all times but shes generally accepted, someone you wouldnt want to let go from your life, not without a serious fight anyways XD.

Dude 1: Dang bro, see her, that's Lealyza, one great girl, way out of my league.
Dude 2: Yeah man, shes too good for you :P.

by General Max Payne June 21, 2012

Learmont

A person who drops tomato sauce on another person's flip flop, shows no remorse and refuses to clean it. Commonly referred to as 'scumbag'.

Person 1: That fella Tim, I hear he's a Learmont...
Person 2: Yeah mate bastard got me last year. Had sticky heels for weeks.

by StrongThong July 12, 2013