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Red lagoon

The not uncommon practice of falling into a females nether regions after copious amounts of brandy and trying to remove your trousers whilst she is having a chernobyl level menstral meltdown
Him “you’re getting it
Her “mon then”
he falls

Him “eeeee gaad”
Her “oh god aye”

Him “what’s on my face”
Her “welcome to the RED LAGOON bitch”
by Vickys Red Lagoon February 3, 2018
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Blue Lagoon

An alcoholic drink that consist of: 1 part coconut rum, 1 part of Blue Caracao, and 6 parts lemon juice or sour mix.

For best results, get a shaker, and a handful of ice in it, then mix the rum, blue caracao, and then the juice. Shake, and pour into a chilled glass. Pineapple, Lemon, Lime or Orange garnish.

Just a couple of notes: 1 part = 1 oz, I prefer to use Barcardi coconut rum if you want it to be stronger or Malibu if you want more flavor. In my Opinion it's an excellent summer cocktail, you can get a nice buzz off a couple, by a nice body of water, it tastes like Blue Coconut shaved ice to me, I love it.
It's quite hot outside, I think I'll go make some Blue Lagoons to cool off, and unwind in the summertime.
by Alangrae June 17, 2018
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Blue Lagoon

When a women takes laxatives before engaging in anal, spraying poop on the wall.
David: Hey Todd, how can I show Lisa how much I love her?
Todd: give her a blue lagoon!
by anonymous November 6, 2018
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Yuan lagace

He is such sus with the homies but he suck them up good.He has the massive cock and all the bitches.
Yuan gets all the bitches.

he a yuan lagace
by Yummy yuan August 5, 2020
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Gurren Lagann

An anime with 3 main characters trying to destroy robots. One of them is a hot babe with big tits who is basically naked.
Guy 1: did you watch Gurren Lagann?

Guy 2: ya I watched a bit of it but then I saw yoko so I jerked of to her and her big tits

Guy 1: she is 14
by RaccoonTheExplainer November 7, 2020
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Poop Lagoon

A wet soggy anus, typically after having major swamp ass or diarrhea.
my ass is so wet, its like a poop lagoon down there!
by Cumcrusher March 18, 2021
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Alex Lago

Alex Lago never loses.
Everyone wishes they were Alex Lago
by complete human November 22, 2021
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