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Conversation Lag

When a group of people are talking and one person leaves for one reason or another. The conversation still continues and changes subject. When the person returns they still believe the conversation is on the previous topic and are confused for a moment.
Person 1: ...and then I totally sniped him from across the map. It was aweseome!!!
Person 2: brb gotta use the bathroom
Person 1: So I stopped playing right then because that was such a perfect kill.
Person 3: So do you wanna go see a movie tonight?
Person 1: Yea sure. What do you wanna see?
Person 2: Ok back. So what did you so after you sniped him?
Person 1: Whoa dude, you have some conversation lag going on, we already talked about that!
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A type of glitch on the PS3 game Metal Gear Online, in which the glitcher can go invisible to other players for a few seconds but still go around shooting and killing them.

Also often used an excuse for getting owned, especially by Merkent.

Could easily be fixed by Konami, but they get more money every time they ban a glitcher who has to buy a new GAME ID with expansion packs.
AvengeR: Haha I pwn you NOOB, Red8> you!
Xx_$olid_Sn@ke_Xx: OMG U MAO LAG NOOB PFF
AvengeR - Kick This Player?
{YES}<>{NO}
<<You have been kicked.>>
AvengeR: Dammit what a Merkent!
Mao Lag by MERKENTS1/2BROTHER April 28, 2010
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Fart Lag 

The highly toxic methane trail that follows someone after a turbo toot.
Bloody hell!!! Jenny totally let one fly, and she had fart lag for two blocks!
Fart Lag by H*ck Yeah! October 18, 2008

jet lag gemini

Jet Lag Gemini is a small rock/punk band from New Jersey.

The band consist of brothers, Matt (20) and Vlad (18) Gheorghiu who immigrated from Romania seven years ago. Misha Safonov (22) who moved to the US when he was eight years old. And finally, Dan Diliberto (18) who is the only American born member of the band.

Vocals: Misha Safonov
Lead Guitar: Vlad Gheorghiu
Bass: Matt Gheorghiu
Drums: Dan Diliberto
Kid 1: Have you heard of Jet Lag Gemini?
Kid 2: No. Who are they?
Kid 1: Only the best band ever. Stop being a loser and go check them out.
jet lag gemini by lexi. January 11, 2009

Facebook Lag 

That period of time you wait after getting a notification on Facebook before responding to avoid looking like a total creeper.

Instant responding to facebook notifications only lead to self inflicted cock blocking

waiting time should be a minimum of 5-10 mins before responding to keep the creeper tag off you.
John: Oh shit Kelly just sent me a message what do I say?!?!
Alex: woah slow down man your in no rush
John: Fuck I already sent a dumbass response...
Alex: You gotta work on your facebook lag man...you can
always get her ugly friend.
John: Fuck off
Facebook Lag by Kingkilla56 April 13, 2010

Sexual Jet-lag 

When you get turned on by someone, and then you have to leave that person, and you feel an odd feeling called Sexual Jet-lag.
She had me so turned on that I got sexual jet-lag after she left me.

video game lag 

When good video games are released too quickly and you don't have time to finish the video game you're currently playing before you get the new one.
I was playing Baten Kaitos but then MGS3, Kingdom Hearts: Chains of Memories came out and before I could finish those two, Growlanser Generations was released. Before I could get through Growlanser, the Wind Waker was re-released as a greatist hit.
video game lag by DesPERRYado January 28, 2005