A sexual act in which a man's partner pulls forward the foreskin and pinches it closed over the end of the flaccid phallus, causing the organ to resemble a platypus. The partner continues to try to keep the head of the phallus hidden while said phallus becomes engorged.
"She was giving me a lumpy platypus, and the turtle popped its head out and stabbed her in the eye!"
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A pet name for herpes, a venerial disease common among the lower classes within society. Used mainly by couples who dont wish to talk to much about someone's "dirty problem" and by friends who know the "secret code".
by Brny September 9, 2008
Get the Grumpy Lumps mug.South Yorkshire slang term that translates to Standard English as "Half a lump of Charlie" which half of a house brick.
I was just walking past the shop when this kid on the roof through ayfa lumpa Charlie at me! Scared me shitless!
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Pronounced lum.pay.shus
Pronounced lum.pay.shus
You're so lumpatious
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Get the lumpy pants mug.One of the varied terms for vomiting. The Lumpy Yawn generally occurs upon waking from a night of hard drinking. Luckily, most foods consumed while "gettin' yer drink on" are soft (hamburgers) or have been generously softened (tacos / nachos) by a cornucopia of beer, and are thusly comfortably retched back up.
Jeremy Clarkson on quitting drinking: "I haven't had a lumpy yawn for a whole week now. Perhaps that's why I'm still fat; I've stopped vomiting"
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