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Lumpy Platypus

A sexual act in which a man's partner pulls forward the foreskin and pinches it closed over the end of the flaccid phallus, causing the organ to resemble a platypus. The partner continues to try to keep the head of the phallus hidden while said phallus becomes engorged.
"She was giving me a lumpy platypus, and the turtle popped its head out and stabbed her in the eye!"
by MasterBeta2008 January 27, 2008
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lumps

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as in "black eyed peas" song MY HUMPS, refers to breasts and all of a lady's curves
omgsh, he said he loves my LUMPS.
by Patricia Ann <3 October 24, 2005
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Grumpy Lumps

A pet name for herpes, a venerial disease common among the lower classes within society. Used mainly by couples who dont wish to talk to much about someone's "dirty problem" and by friends who know the "secret code".
"Hey dude, you getting any action this weekend?"
"Nah man, my girl's got the grumpy lumps!"
by Brny September 9, 2008
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Ayfa Lumpa Charlie

South Yorkshire slang term that translates to Standard English as "Half a lump of Charlie" which half of a house brick.
I was just walking past the shop when this kid on the roof through ayfa lumpa Charlie at me! Scared me shitless!
by derekson October 8, 2007
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Lumpatious

The term used as a replacement for more vulgar words such as fuck,shit,bitch,and more.

Pronounced lum.pay.shus
You're so lumpatious
by Budderminer2014 April 14, 2014
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lumpy pants

Usully descirbed when a mal has a HUGE erection which makes his pants look "lumpy"
We just gobbled Jorge and Alex's knobs and now they have lumpy pants!
by Crotchet and Winston October 3, 2007
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Lumpy Yawn

One of the varied terms for vomiting. The Lumpy Yawn generally occurs upon waking from a night of hard drinking. Luckily, most foods consumed while "gettin' yer drink on" are soft (hamburgers) or have been generously softened (tacos / nachos) by a cornucopia of beer, and are thusly comfortably retched back up.
Jeremy Clarkson on quitting drinking: "I haven't had a lumpy yawn for a whole week now. Perhaps that's why I'm still fat; I've stopped vomiting"
by the Den of Iniquity April 26, 2009
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