lannings

Somebody who says he has watched an TV show or movie but really haven't seen it.

A: "I've watched Dexter, Heisenberg is Mr. Coolness in person."

B: "Heisenberg is in Breaking Bad, you lannings."

by DoctorBread January 10, 2018

Lånings

A phenomenon that occurs when you have sex with a russ (norwegian senior) and you have the opportunity to borrow his russe hoodie

"Omg she got lånings, she totally fucked him"

by Norway2018 March 16, 2018

Landing page

Piece of toilet paper thrown to toilet before pooping preventing water to splash an ass.

That’s a pity I haven’t used the landing page. My ass is really wet.

by Thepunisher69 April 19, 2018

Landing strip

A thing rectangular shape cut into the pubic hair of your lower region

I didn’t need directions to her pussy the landing strip directed me right away

by The_Milk_Man6996 December 8, 2018

Landing strip

A landing strip is a pubic hair style which can be used by any gender but mostly worn by women of female identifying people.

You're gonna get waxed today?

Yeah.

Gonna rip everything off?

No I'm gonna leave a landing strip.

by Justaweirdteentbh February 27, 2019

Landing pad

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.

I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019

Lamping

To merk rodents and small mammals with a small caliber rifle or airsoft gun. Preferably with Mr. Meyers in or around Sommerset, PA.

The Meyer's just took me and the missus lamping on vacation. Sum good eatin afterwards.

by Jimbobcooterville December 28, 2019