I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants
by Hybaj May 7, 2011
Get the I could almost feel the shit licking my pants mug.I dumped Megan after one week, with her three pack a day habit, licking the ashtray made me want to hurl
by rubycodez April 5, 2010
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-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!
-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!
by nicholasbrunello November 1, 2010
Get the licking stamps mug.A 2013 version of "jumping the shark". A reference to Miley Cyrus' video "Wrecking Ball" in which she licks a sledgehammer. That is the point where her career trajectory topped out.
Friend 1: I loved that bar. Just wished they had not changed their menu so much. The old food was way better.
Friend 2: Completely understand. They thought they were being daring and would get a new crowd. They really were just licking the sledgehammer with that idea.
Friend 2: Completely understand. They thought they were being daring and would get a new crowd. They really were just licking the sledgehammer with that idea.
by xtremerange October 9, 2013
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Mike: Pretty good dude i just had sex with Anna and i was licking nipples
Mike: Pretty good dude i just had sex with Anna and i was licking nipples
by Thrustmaster20 October 15, 2019
Get the licking nipples mug.A person who licks cunt for a living, as in a man whore, or a lesbian. Can also mean a dirty person, or someone who you just dislike.
by nig123456789 October 30, 2010
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