Jack Kenna

The best masseuse from South Carolina.

Jack Kenna gave me the best massage ever!

by Stevez2004gmailcom May 24, 2008

ted kennedy

Another name for Jabba The Hut.

Jabba The Hut, I Mean Ted Kennedy, leads an organization of criminals and does weird, twisted things deep within a heavily guarded compound.

by oljedi July 29, 2005

Kennedy Jr. High

A large Jr. High where in 6th grade you are under the illusion that you are the shit. By the time you get to 8th grade you start to realize every single other Jr. High in Naperville hates you. It's home to stupid girls, guys that are assholes, and A LOT of asians. Which, is the only reason that they are the #9 Jr. High in the entire state of IL. Everybody knows that when you go to Kennedy, you are likely a snobby, rich, bitch. It is the people who live on 75th St. and Hobson, that give us this reputation. A large percentage of the school doesn't even know the school is actually in Lisle, not Naperville. Most of the girls are prude but dress like whores, and then there are just a few girls that dress like whores, and actually are. In this school the precentage of pretty girls vs. Semi-okay looking guys the number of pretty girls over guys is overwhelmingly large. Which means, that the only guys available to date are "players", AKA guys that are STILL under the illusion that they are the shit, but are really just there for girls that want a guy to date for a while. Being the biggest Jr. High in the Naperville 203 district, it naturally splits between Naperville Central and Naperville North. Where, once you entire highschool you will find that everybody hates you unless you are somebody of importance. Also you will find that in every class, there will be about 3 people that also went to Kennedy, usually nerds.

Jefferson Jr. high girl: oh, so where do did you go to Jr. High?
Kennedy Jr. High girl: oh...uh i just transferred here from..Lincoln Jr. High...
Jefferson Jr. High girl: oh, well at least your not from Kennedy.

by imfrommars7 December 27, 2009

Kennedy High School

A public high school in Silver Spring, MD known for its students' desire to be seen as "ghetto" and "gangsta". It's signature programs should include teen parenting because 15 percent of students will give birth during their 4-5 years there. No principal stays more than 3 years. Teachers view going there as punishment for not kissing enough azz at their last school.

At Kennedy High School, we go hard. Hey, can your moms give us a ride to Target so we don't have to catch the bus with the kids from Wheaton.

by Kennedy alum August 16, 2011

Kelyn

The most bad ass muther fucker in angleton TX.

and he's a pimp and don't give a fuck what you think

i wish i was like kelyn, he's soo Fucking cool

by steve wonderfull July 28, 2011

Kennan

a Kennan is a fly girl with the best legs you've ever seen. a mega cool girl who all the boys want. she usually wears unacceptably short skirts/shorts/dresses and shows A LOT of cleavage and gets away with it, mostly because she accomplishes that without looking slutty. because a Kennan is someone who is beautiful and intelligent, yet mad fresh.

she usually has a bestfriend by the name of Lacy, who is less good looking than her but eqaully smart.

when approaching a Kennan, be sure not to assume you can smash her cakes just beause she looks hott and wears little clothing. be aware that she is way more than that.

a Kennan is crazy, insane, and mad outrageous. but in a good way.

Boy 1 - "I saw this ridiculously sexy girl walking in the mall today with this other cute girl. the sexy one had legs that go on for days and was lookin' mega fly. but i dont think i can smash her cakes because i'm not good enough for her"

Boy 2 - "Dude, she must have been a Kennan."

by Lacyeatsdinosaurs October 20, 2008

ted kennedy

A liberal who learned to his chagrin nearly 40 years ago that the 1968 Oldsmobile was, unfortunately, not an amphibious vehicle.

Ted Kennedy has the intellectual capacity of a dirt clod.

by Mathias Fartnokker August 11, 2006