Keith Richards

The man whom Mick Jagger wants as a sexdoll.In other,Mick's crush.

Read Keith Richards,Marianne Faithfull's Biographies....

by Aww October 30, 2006

Keith

A stupid ugly faggot, that sucks giant veiny cock. He enjoys slurping the white, thick liquids that emerge from the end of a penis. Generally a short ugly fag, Keith eats poo.

That Keith kid is as described.

by Keith9786 December 24, 2012

Keithmeister

A shooting term. Young, yet talented shooter.

Slang for someone inexperience in sex. A somewhat positive term.

A:How is that new guy in bed?
B:Hmmm, a keithmeister!

by Andrewbigtoronto April 12, 2008

dirty keith

sex act in which a dildo is used to penetrate the mouth once it has entered the anus or vagina

She loves her man to perform dirty keiths on her because she is a total cumdump.

by razzmatazz6758 August 21, 2009

Keith

Reference to cocaine. Named after Keith Hernandez of the 1986 New York Mets who was rumored to be a cocaine user.

You got any Keith?

by McSorely's November 5, 2008

Keith

Typically an overweight, condescending kind of guy who gets his daily elitist fixes by pointing out the obvious. A Keith generally fears change and will use any excuse, no matter how ridiculous, to avoid changing anything. Petty, stubborn, arrogant, paranoid and exceptionally small minded. Often found working in IT offices around the country.

Andy: Keith, have you changed something?
Keith: Maybe
Andy: Any ideas as to what you might have changed?
~ 2 minutes elapses ~
Keith: No, soz. I knew a couple of minutes ago though

paranoidpettystubbornfearoverweightITwanker

by ScarredByKeiths August 29, 2010

Keith

-The most unattractive male name.
- typically an ass who feels as though he's entitled to everything and who does nothing to support that attitude.

Keith -A redneck who thinks its cool to save beer can tabs.

by Rose Elizabeth Dawson September 26, 2010