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Justice Juice

The name given to a man made, man produced beverage deployed using the unzip method. Usually described as a 'stiff' drink due to the major component involved in production.

Justice Juice is given to those whom need to be put back in their place or simply to demonstrate the pecking order in the boardroom.

Justice Juice is always served best lukewarn, straight up with a twist.
Craig: "So, what happened next?"
Paul: "I couldn't take it anymore, so I unzipped and gave the guy a dose of Justice Juice."
Craig: "Did it work?"
Paul: "Well, he authorised that business trip to a ski resort.."
by pdavey October 7, 2010
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Purple Justice

Justice that is dished out that may seem overly harsh and and not as equally fair but at the end of the day was probably required.
by Rameko October 16, 2010
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flat is justice

Used as a defense when someone calls you a pedophile for liking "underage" anime girls, or loli. Can also be used when arguing about what breast size is best, uncommon though.
Person 1: Dude she looks like she's 12
Person 2: Flat is justice
Person 1: What
by Lolicon Man February 1, 2018
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nusticles

basically a slang word for a man's genitalia.
"Hey! Wofford's nusticles have been neutered."
by pbagley January 20, 2008
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justice boner

The penis becoming extremely hard at the sight of justice being dealt. While defendants found guilty result in a semi justice boner, life-sentences can increase the vitality and strength of the boner.
Judge: The defendant has been found guilty, and is sentenced to life in prison.
Random person: "YESSSS"
Random person 2: Why do you have a stick poking out of your pants?
Random person: That's my justice boner.
by limlams745 January 31, 2019
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Justice

She's the most extroverted introvert you'll ever meet. She tends to hide her secrets very well. Seems nice but has a dark side (or two!). She even stabs people with pencils, and whenever there's a potential murder weapon, she'll dive for it and has to be restrained! So be warned, if you stab her in the back, prepare for a scar on yours!
Person 1: Is she, like, psychotic or something?
Person 2: Beats me. Seems like a Justice.
by Budo's Kid Sister April 19, 2019
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dirty chief justice roberts

eat a bowl of vanilla ice cream with lukewarm tap water and then have missionary sex with your wife of 20 years
by claireisadumbbitch April 22, 2019
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