Jesika

The hottest, funniest girl you will ever meet, if you have a Jesika, don’t let her go, she’s a keeper. If you know a Jesika, hit her up.

damn that Jesika is so fine

by hmuboisss January 14, 2019

Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.

"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?" -Homer Simpson

Ouch! That's a Jesus burrito! Es muy caliente!

by Markymarkle September 14, 2006

jesus juice

wine

Jesus turned water into wine, wine represents or is(depending on your belief) the blood of Christ in Holy Communion ceremonies. Jesus Juice is the wine used for Holy Communion.

by SenseNOTNonsense January 2, 2012

Jessica

An extremely beautiful girl that is super smart, funny and classy ,but is never too classy to roast your ass when needed be. If you do something shady to a Jessica she will remember you and will get your shady ass back when you least expect it and call it even. They are very sweet loving individuals to a certain extent. They know which ones that deserve their sweet side and they know which ones deserve their dark side. Don't take a Jessica for granted! You will regret it. If you date a Jessica your family will forever remember her and ask and talk to you and your new wife daily about her. Karma is Jessica's best friend, they get lit together, so again beware what you do to a Jessica!

Damn! That girl is so gorgeous, smart, and funny , she must be a Jessica.

My bro just got his tires slashed last week because he cheated on his now ex girlfriend, his ex must be a Jessica because she's a savage!

She just roasted your ass, that girl is a savage, she must be a Jessica!

by SavageQueeeeen January 8, 2017

G-Spot Jesus

A guy who knows how to find the G-spot every time in every woman.

Scott's fingers are always pruney looking because he's a G-spot Jesus!

by Ferguson July 4, 2005

six flags over jesus

Any overlarge multi building mega church compound. Usually they will be adding another building (or ride) at any given time.

I had to go to a wedding at Six Flags Over Jesus, and I had to park in John 6.

by beeboy January 16, 2008

Jessamine

The name of a girl who is wonderful, talented, and unique. Despite her brusque appearance, she is actually very sweet and caring. Seeing her smile will put you on top of the world.

There is also a flower called the jessamine, but don't be fooled; no plant could ever be as beautiful as she.

I can't believe I'm lucky enough to know a girl like Jessamine. She's simply the greatest.

by Sherlock Thor February 4, 2010