Jaded

The state of being paralytically drunk; speech may no longer make sense and vomiting is highly likely. You'd be very lucky if you remember your actions whilst jaded.

Omg if drink that much we'll definitely get jaded

by Jxde October 19, 2014

Jaded

To either be or become the baddest mother fucker of them all. To have no fear of any Bitch on Facebook who hides behind a fake profile from fear of being seen for who they really are

Harley is very fuckin jaded today!

by Funfactguy June 26, 2018

Jaded

To be very popular and well known; term mosting used in New York

Mike is so funny and cool, no wonder he’s so Jaded.

by Tray2wavyyyy June 10, 2020

Jaded

When some one is jealous, comes from envy and jealousy being associated with the colour green but' jade' (being green) just sounds cooler

Why you so jaded ? It's only a cookie

by Abaolive October 3, 2017

jades

a sickness contracted only from a person named Julia.

"Yo man, I think Julia got me sick"
-"Dude, you have jades"

by apatbalat February 6, 2014

Jadee

A lame Macedonian with a scooby doo like haircut who resembles a pixie

Woah its a Jadee!

by Rabbits are amazing May 2, 2011

Jaded

When you get triggered by an event or action, similar to feeling slighted

Lets say Darwin is being an asshole to you by lying about an event. You could be jaded by this event if you were mad about what just occurred

Shut up Darwin, I'm so fucking jaded right now

by capenmonkwy October 24, 2019