junkie justification

Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation

Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe?

Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.

by IdiotProofDude January 16, 2017

[Junk Mail]

Junk Mail /junk male/NOUN: 1.Unsolicited or undesirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These repulsive images are particularly egregious when said genitalia is flaccid; rendering the transmission of such images unwarranted – as a flaccid penis is completely useless to the recipient. Images of fully erect penis are also distasteful when sent without prior consent. 2.Solicited or desirable selfies of the male genitalia sent via text or instant message. These delightful images are particularly pleasant when said genitalia is erect, serviceable and sent in response to a direct request.* * Direct requests include “Send me some junk mail.”, “Send me a pic of that monster” “I want a pic” “Let me see a pic” or any phrasing that include the words “show” “send” “I want to see” in addition to a reference to the penis. Any other phrasing is pure speculation on the sender’s part and an image of your junk will be unwelcomed. Furthermore, sending a pic of your junk in lieu of a direct request is frowned upon by most women and the behavior should be avoided.

1.Girl he had the nerve to send me some junk mail. I think he gave my computer a virus! 2.Girl he sent me some junk mail! This is going to my inbox first chance I get!

by Kelz4Life! August 21, 2017

Junkin'

A sexual act during which your partner puts both your penis and balls in their mouth. An all-inclusive blowjob.

Guy One: Man! I heard Bill Clinton was straight junkin' with Monica Lewinsky last night.
Guy Two: I know bro, she had EVERYTHING in her mouth.

by kingofthejunk April 20, 2018

Junk Foodie

Someone with a deep passion for food, but only junk food.

“Hey, do you want some broccoli, I know you like food!”
“Nah man, I’m a junk foodie, I only love junk food.”

by Junk.Foodie July 7, 2018

Junkernot

Someone who knows nothing but junk.

All of them failed their test, they are just a bunch of junkernots.

by Arden Bagwell October 1, 2019

Junkiiez

A very segsy and underrated anime editor who uses after effects or alight motion.

"Yo that edit is Junkiiez!"

by Katsukiskneeguh February 22, 2021

Jdank

A specifically descriptive phrase used to describe a mans shaft

Yo, that mans Frank literally whipped out his jdank in front of everyone at the kickback, we had to charge him with public indecency for it bro.

by CactusDec January 12, 2022