mom itch

A Pacific Northwest origin, this term describes middle age ladies who have been so antisocial that they have developed a rash over their back and buttox.

At first I thought she had herpes, but it was all over. So it must have been the mom itch

by Rowtide May 20, 2019

vegas itch

Sexually transmitted disease contracted through debauchery occurring in Las Vegas, Nevada. Typically preceded by heavy drinking and suggestive dancing; can also refer to the heavy desire one has to leave Vegas as quick as possible after spending a long trip there full of heavy drinking and suggestive dancing

After leaving Vegas,
Male A: "I haven't been feeling so hot, man."
Male B: "You should probably go to the doctor and get that checked out... wouldn't want to get the Vegas Itch."

by The Love Docta March 18, 2014

gristle itch

Like saying, your ass hurts !
Man, your gristle itch ! Your butt needs wiping

cause your full of crap lying all the time !

Dude, your gristle itch !

You need to wipe dude, cause your talking BS.

by SethII April 14, 2014

my back itches

U feel a slight tickle on ur back, then it gets annoying and u scratch but can’t reach

Mom, my back itches, help!

by typxcal September 29, 2019

gay itch

It's when you are not sure you are gay, though you still feel like being fucked in your ass

1. Oh my, I have such a gay itch
2. This dude is a well known gay itcher

by Lariska666 March 28, 2018

gay itch

when you have an itch at, around, or near your private parts

person 1: ah shit im itching right near my balls again, thats like the 5th time this week
person 2: you have the gay itch

by hiimglaceon December 01, 2023

repost if balls itch

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by dreams real boyfriend October 16, 2023