instagram

When you're dealing coke or viagra and try to be funny but it's not.

person 1: Ey, want some?
person 2: How much can i get?
person 1: an instagram
person 2: ha...ha...ha...

by hermercurius April 12, 2018

Instabrawl

A fight between 4 or more people on Instagram. Their comments are public and no one knows who’s watching the brawl. If three or less people are fighting it’s considered an Instafight.

I saw an Instabrawl going on between a bunch of guys from my high school so I jumped in and tried to stop it.

by CreativeBruces June 7, 2018

instagram

instagram witch most people call insta is a social media app were you can friend and follow other people and chat with the people you friend and follow. You can also post pictures and videos you can also post polls (were you can type a question and two different awnsers and other people on insta can tap on them as there awnser) another thing you can post are tbhs (witch stands for to be honest) and other users can put and emoji in the box that there is to describe that person.

person 1: HONEY GET OFF INSTAGRAM
person2: ok i will go on snapchat then (urban dictonary cominng out soon!)
person1: screw my life

by Ice cream and dog lover1234567 October 1, 2018

Instagram Overcompensation Post

An excessively personal, revealing Instagram post about oneself in response to the premise that people only share their "best moments" on Instagram. While Instagram Overcompensation Posts (IOP) have become a serious trend, distinctly personal information about millions of people is being posted publicly on the world's 6th leading social network (1 billion active users).

Did you see her Instagram Overcompensation Post (IOP) this morning? She shared several paragraphs of detailed information about her family's personal problems.

That guy's IOP the other day was so gnarly, he posted like 5 pictures of himself at the hospital getting hemorrhoid surgery because he wanted to be "real" with Instagram.

by Rasolo August 3, 2018

Instagramination

It is the art of delivery of instagram messages in paper firm via drone anywhere the imagination can go.

Using the art of instagramination I had a I love you note delivered to her during recess. She got the part in the play.

by Jury of my peers September 9, 2018

Instagram ads

'If you know what these are, you are legally allowed senior citizenship', why do these exist, they are so shit that i want to kill myself every time I see them

PLS KILL ME I SAW SOME INSTAGRAM ADS

by YesBigDaddyDolan March 7, 2019

instagram punk

The coolest new wave of punk subculture which involves posting yourself in the classic 70s punk style, wearing extravagant makeup, piercings and untamed hair dyed into unnatural colours. Side by side, Instagram punks and the scene subculture are very similar, with one being the lovechild of techno and emo culture, and the other being the love child of social media narcissism and your dad’s (or lack thereof) music collection.
Alternating themselves from the original 70s punks, Instagram punks don’t hold any strong legitimate view of political happenings / philosophies. However, many hold a baseline of which style of Instagram punk they want to portray through their online personality. For example, a communist Instagram punk may enhance their online persona by sharing their distaste for capitalism from their Chinese sweatshop-produced phone while regularly enjoying fast food. Some other Instagram punks may also share a message of hatred for government and surveillance despite regularly donating selfies to a multi million dollar corporation’s database to be data mined.

Girl: I like your Sex Pistols shirt, I had a boyfriend that looked exactly like Sid Viscious.
Guy with green mohawk and anarchy badges: Sid who?
*Thinking* Girl: Wow, what is with the abundance of Instagram punks nowadays?

by Famian March 10, 2019