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Instagram

An app where people feel sorry for themselves because their friends did something more interesting.
Becky and her sluts were posting their newest Starbucks drink on instagram.
by TreuDat October 23, 2017
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Instagram

A unit of measurement used by hipsters in which "coolness" is determined. The more "artsy" pictures they can create they cooler they become in the realm of what is hip.

Also, a unit of measurement to determine just how self absorbed, attention needy and undateable some people actually are through the amount of selfies they put on Instagram, as if Facebook isn't enough.
Guy 1- "Whoa! That chick has about 350 selfies on Instagram."

Guy 2- "Yeah, wow, that makes her about a 7.5/10 on the undateable scale. Good luck to anyone stuck with her."

Even though that hipster has put up 200 "art" photos on Instagram that look like they were left out in the sun on the end of a coffee table and substituted as a drink coaster, he's considered the hip of the hipest now by the hipster community.
by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015
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Instagram Edits

Usually includes badass moments from a character, as well as photos, and clips that are in tune with the short played song.

These can also be emotional that it can end up leading the viewer shook, after watching.
I'm on Adderall whenever I watch Instagram Edits, so it can feel more euphoric.
by EazieWeezie December 7, 2018
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instafold

Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Folding"
With the blinds up to $10,000-$20,000, I instafolded my 10/2 off suit
by Steelheader August 6, 2008
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instafront

To front on Instagram ....In other words, to post a picture on Instagram making it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.
Mom can you take a picture of me next to your Corvette while I hold your money? I'm about to instafront on these hoes.
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insafian

Insafian (or insafians) is a word typically used in Pakistan for who support political party i.e. Pakistan Tehreek e Insaaf (PTI). Insafian means who fight for justice in society.
A: Sunny is supporting PML-N because he is from patwari background.
B: yes I know, but I am supporting PTI and I support justice for all. So you can call me "Insafian".
by Oxford Dictionary Urdu August 1, 2018
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Instacunt

A woman who's emotions turn from happy (or at least normal) to raging cunt in the blink of an eye for no apparent or good reason.
I was minding my own business when she turned instacunt on me.

We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.
by BizzyBlond October 8, 2009
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