Cabbage Patch

The pubic hair that grows on the male testicles.
1. Dude that bitch last night put my balls in her mouth. She didn't expect a cabbage patch!

2. I have such a bad cabbage patch that I had to shave it.

3. We all saw his cabbage patch when he went into the shower naked.
by Kralki August 12, 2011
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Muff Cabbage

"MUFF GARBAGE," but when spoken with a thick Jersey accent it sounds like "Muff Cabbage."

Muff Garbage (or Muff Cabbage) is a term invented by the creators of the television show South Park and had no prior usage before the Oct.14, 2010 airing of the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing."
I'm a 14 year-old moron who is addicted to South Park, so I'm gonna start saying Muff Cabbage all the time.
by eyeballish October 17, 2010
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cabbage patch

A Magical place where babies come from.
A child once asked "Mommy can I have a little sister?" and the mother replied," Shhitt, you better take yo ass to the cabbage patch!"
by Gia Crews March 08, 2005
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muff cabbage

The awful smell that comes from a unwashed pussy.
I met this jersey girl last night, man did she have sum muff cabbage.
by kstan3 October 16, 2010
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Cabbage Patch

This occurs when a female that has a regular shaven vagina, fails to shave the backside of her butt hole, thus creating a small tuft of hair.
Damn dude, that girl last night had a nasty cabbage patch!
by Golden Haan November 14, 2006
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Man-cabbage

a) a man whos had a labotomy
b) a real lazy fat bloke with a round hair cut
c) the best funky thrash band in the world
man cabbage rule man!!
yeah it was wierd he had a lobotomy and hes a proper man cabbage now
by Man cabbage July 15, 2003
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Hiroshima Cabbage

Herb that's laced with some crazy shit
by Stevester August 25, 2003
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