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Desert Calamari

Foreskins of circumcised people.

An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!
by ThreeThreeOneThreeThree July 24, 2022
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Food Desert

°Latvia: Absolute poverty. Prototypical 3rd world country; designed by Rosia. Slum housing. Slum bathrooms. Grocery store, clothing store, markets. Cell phone store, veterinarian, hospital. Beach. Magazines; it's not s slum house in da ghetto if it's not overflowing with magazines and books 👸🏻❣️
°Higgins Lake: Absolute poverty. Slum housing; grocery store, food produce stores. Food Desert; otherwise desert. Like all slum houses. Overflowing with books, magazines.

°Detroit; Gentrified. My house is in absolute poverty; because of India, this location is where my basic human rights get disrespected. They have never been blatantly disrespected in the other locations. Lots of rich white people; Dearborn, Bloomfield Hills, West Bloomfield, Grosse Pointe, Birmingham, Southfield, Livonia. Lots of unnecessary restaurants, businesses. Too gentrified; too gentrified. But it's good; otherwise I wouldnt be able to see a white -washed version of India. All the cities listed are lil India! But without the microphones. Just like Seinfeld and Friends; rich white people living in relative wealth, but they are unable to function in a 3rd world country. They can't read or write!

°MSU; A lot more diversity than Bloomfield Hills. Less of a food Desert. Brat, Machuca, racial diversity of Latin America, sex trafficking origin and destination countries. A lot of food; I would say that expect for magazines, it has the most food of any of the locations.
I live in a Food Desert. I'm never provided adequate food; Asians step in and provide food for me. My colonizers want to kill me and are spoiled Europeans; this planet is designed for nobody and is a result of Caucasian Privilege.
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Desert dandruff

If a girl recently revieved HIV from a 5'10 clamy englishmen, she tends to have an increase of peach fuzz and chicken wire around her watermelon iced tea. If this area is littered with mex chex and/or parmesean cheese, she has desert dandruff. You can only remove it with 8 fluid acres of fresh hispanic men... or domestic violence
Bob: Yo i was finger painting my ladies private parts last night i got swallowed by a storm of desert dandruff

Boob: aw shit man did it taste good

Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps
by Penisslayer42 November 7, 2018
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desert strike

A game involving hitting any male member or combattant in the testicles with a large metal pole or baseball bat crushing them completely. favoured by Alex J Blyth.
He rolled on the floor in agony after desert striking.
by Trotsky&co January 17, 2004
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Chest desert

A barren wasteland of muscle that may span the entire torso and throughout the rest of the body, consisting of little to no fat or body hair.
"Blake's huge, muscular chest is so barren of hair or fat"
"Yeah man, he's got a chest desert"
by Garvin Shovel August 17, 2019
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Dirty desert

When your best friend flys out of AZ to Utah and gets you into a gay 3 way and shoves a cactus up your ass. That’s a dirty desert.
I’m surprising my best friend T with a dirty desert.
by The Utah king May 11, 2022
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Desert January

To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.
“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”
by spankalonious-monk January 11, 2024
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