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impretch

The unique and delightful condition of being both impaled and stretched in an intensely pleasurable manner by a weiner that possesses the ideal balance of length and girth.
She was really impretched by the way he laid that dick down on her.
by Vargatron December 11, 2024
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impretch

The unique and delightful condition of being both impaled and stretched in an intensely pleasurable manner by a weiner that possesses the ideal balance of length and girth.
She was really impretched by the way he laid that dick down on her.
by Vargatron December 11, 2024
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Impression

I'd do one of Russell Brand but I don't have any heroin or a 17 year old to rape.
Hym "But I guess we can just pretend! OK, so pretend I'm actively raping and drooling down the throat of a 17 year old girl and then pretend I'm high on heroin 'OI! LOOK AH MEH! OIM RUSHOL BRAND!' What do you think? I think that's a pretty good impression if I do say so myself."
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
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Impregable

An individual who is fertile and ready for conception (ready to be impregnated).
My boyfriend is very impregable.
by ZestyGramp January 29, 2026
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Improve

Nah. I'd rather just create AI and then do whatever I want. And then charlatans can go drinks some more pills or whatever it is that they do.
Hym "Nope. Don't need to improve. Already better than everyone. And I see no reason to relegate myself to my community. I also created AI."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
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Imprognate

The act of trying to conceive a child with very high chances of impregnation but it results in failure.
“Man did you hear about Dontavius and his girl apparently they imprognated and everything was pointing to a guarantee, like dude his girl was ovulating, she had taken fertility pills and she is fertile as hell and Dontavuis has super potent sperm and he took sperm boosting pills but alas they failed and Imprognated.”
by Kumbayaha August 13, 2025
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Impressed

Nah you haven't done anything in life. It's less. You were less. It literally doesn't matter what you did.
Hym "You don't need to be impressed. YOU couldn't have done it. And everything you WILL do will be less."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2025
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