I've come to make an announcement

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was... "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way SMALLER!! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

BFFRRHOOOOOOMM!!! (*Shows his death egg stick*)

That's right baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get... MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOONNN!!!!!

How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the moon you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLLLETSSS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

-I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my-

-*uncontrollable laughter*

-fucking wife
-mommy?

by Henry's_definitions_K11 February 11, 2022

I've done so much for you

I've done so much for you is the shit a narcissist says to you when, really, they’ve done little or nothing for you. Possibly, even fucked things up for you.

I've done so much for you Mommy Dearest says as she tells me about all the places she has brought me, all the while, she is beating the living shit out of me.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

allen iverson

iverson: (I-ver-suhn). 1. Verb. To pistol whip your wife while is unclothed, and throw her from the household in her naked state.
2. Iverson (Form) Noun. One who is relatively small but performs much more efficiently than those who are larger.

Even though Todd's wife was eight inches taller and forty-eight pounds heavier than him, he was a total Iverson and iversoned her.

by tenda June 4, 2005

I've stayed at THAT hotel.

A phrase used when you're able to relate to someone's situation because you have experienced and survived that very same situation or something incredibly similar.

Suzy: "Guys make me sick! I just want to vomit every time I think about them."
Deb: "I've stayed at THAT hotel...we should make out" (That'd be cool if things like this happened more often on video tape)


Tony: "I can't stand the way Erin treats me, she's such a cum dumpster"
Peter: "Sorry to hear that man"
Tony: "Yeah, I just need to get her back by sleeping with one of her family members"
Peter: "I've stayed at THAT hotel"
*The Douchebags High-Five*

by MagicPooBall February 13, 2009

allen iverson

synonymous with the quantity three

Ya'll owe me Allen Iverson dollars.

by DJ Paleface May 30, 2003

Ivella

An incredibly intelligent and beautiful female. Although childish and/or immature, Ivella is an overall awesome person. Ivella is the one to brighten your day with just a smile, or the one who just wants to make you happy; a true friend.

"Damn, that chick is fine! Must be Ivella."

Or

"Josh just dumped me, I feel terrible."

"You should talk to Ivella! She's got all the answers."

by HorrificPerfection July 6, 2011

Iveya

The most sexy fun girl in the world.

She is an amazing fun active girl. That has the perfect body and sense of style. Usually Dark Brown hair and very popular.

-A girl who is hotter than the flames of hell.

-All her other friends are jealous because they don't get the guys like iveya.

Guy 1: Damn, That has to be an Iveya.
Guy 2: Look at that body!
Guy 1 and 2: I WANT TO HIT THAT!!

by Michael Alex March 11, 2012