self imporcunt

when you invite someone to a social gathering and they make it seem like they will see what they can do about making it to make themselves seem more popular, even though you both know he/she has nothing else

Bill: hey man, comin to my party this saturday

Frank: well I dunno, i'll see if I can move my dinner with the pope but im not making any promises

Bill: A simple yes or no would of done you big self imporcunt, I don't care if your coming or not i'll still have fun... your a dildo.

by teh leet wAnkzor February 25, 2008

Impossible

Impossible is just a word that people use to justify them giving up.

This is impossible, I quit!, OH my god, I can't do this, it's impossible!

by xGodXZeusx October 22, 2011

impotent

someone who is incapable/ineffective at performing a task or job responsibilities; one who disappoints everyone with their lack of ability.

stacy is an impotent staff who offers nothing to our team.

don't expect jamie to get anything done. she's the most impotent marketing director ever.

by fivenightrental March 4, 2009

Imports Suck ASS

People who think imports suck ass are among the smartest people in the world.

Id rather own a Camaro then any other import in the world, cuz imports suck ass.

by Americans are best November 6, 2003

Impossible

Flappy Bird.

Friend: nothing is impossible!
Me: have you TRIED playing flappy bird?!?!

by Plubbles the T-Rex February 3, 2014

Mission Impossible

The practically impossible act of fucking your WASP girlfrind in the ass.

I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.

by slicksal December 13, 2006

Imports Suck ASS

All Honda S2000s look like shit, and don't even deserve to drive on American made roads. Get that import shit out of here.

Your Honda S2000 looks, sounds, and drives like a piece of shit floatin' down the river.

by importsblow April 3, 2003