humber bridge

the fleshy section in between a woman's vagina and anus, also known as a female gooch. So-called because the Humber Bridge in England links the towns of Hull & Grimsby, i.e. 'the fishy bit to the shitty bit'.

Ooo arr! That 'umber bridge sure is mingin'!

by disco_rob_funk February 21, 2005

Hummer Driver

1. Person the drives a Hummer. 2. A man with a small penis. 3. An extreme douchebag. 4. A rich ass hole. 5. One who gives not a fuck about anything in the world, except for men's asses.

LeBron James is literally a hummer driver. Except for the penis part. He is black of course.

by AwesomeWordInventorSUCKIT September 9, 2010

Humbert hardon

A subtle indication of an older man's lust for a young girl. Named after the celebrated pedo Humbert Humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita".

As the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my Dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. I got a creepy feeling that he had a Humbert hardon.

by Whip-poor-will January 1, 2013

humerusectomy

{hyoo-mer-uhs-ek-tuh-mee}

noun, plural-mies. Surgery.

the operation of excising or removing one's funny bone, humerus, and/or ulnar nerve.

Joe: With the oil continue to spill into the Gulf of Mexico, the only company making a profit is the one company that runs Chicken of the Sea cannery.

Jane: How's that?

Joe: The tuna is already packed in oil when they fish em out of the ocean.

Jane: (((groan))) What a bad joke... ((sigh)).

Jack: How dare you joke?! Blah blah blah!! Overfishing... blah blah blah ... disaster of the century ... blah blah blah....

Jane: Jeeze Louise. It was a joke. A bad one at that.

Jack: Blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah blah blah! Corporate responsibility ... blah blah blah... we need a violent revolution!! Blah blah blah!

Jane: It's just a bad j....

Joe: Nevermind him. He got his humerusectomy last election when Nader didn't win the presidency.

Jane: Did he ever have a sense of humor?

Joe: Probably not.

by Tsarstepan October 21, 2014

hummerzine

A cross-breed car between a hummer and a limousine

That hummerzine was bitchtastic

by Facebbokson Ubba The Nubba Jr. December 21, 2014

hummer dick

A guy who drives a hummer or other large vehicle to compensate for his joke of a penis. Generally like to show off car to the world by example revving the shit out of the engine and having conversation topics of nothing other than his beloved hummer.

Hummer driver- "yo broh, listen to my hummer rev"
Bystandard victim- "Yeah REV that hummer dick"

by dickthong November 26, 2015

hummerbug

Someone so amazing at giving "hummers", they are such magical experiences you keep coming back for more.

Dude you've got to meet this hummerbug I ran into at a party last week.

by Hummerbug101 September 19, 2016