dickthong's definitions

hummer dick

A guy who drives a hummer or other large vehicle to compensate for his joke of a penis. Generally like to show off car to the world by example revving the shit out of the engine and having conversation topics of nothing other than his beloved hummer.

Hummer driver- "yo broh, listen to my hummer rev"
Bystandard victim- "Yeah REV that hummer dick"

by dickthong November 26, 2015